The Arms Race Report Is Back, Again, Who Else...

It seemed lately, the arms race is either another Black Sabbath or a White Lightning. The Lani decided that if he's gonna do this, he's gonna do his maths right.

Meet the Black Sabbath White Lightning. Or BSWL.

Lani: (LOOKing at you Goat) Beat this!
Goat: (I don't know what else to say...) ...
Dinki: (WTF) Oh come on!!! Grow taller already!!!
Next Lani Victim: (for 'eff sakes) When will this end?!!!

What's the difference between this and his previous bike you say? Well, forget about the mumbo jumbo the marketing peepul of Bianchi feeds you, not only does the BB feels more responsive, the power transfer feels whole, feels the frame responds to your peddling as a whole and not just the BB.

The new BSWL...

Aero profile form the front...

LOOK at it from another angle...

Even if you come from behind, it's another angle...

The new BB386 bottom bracket.

The lip service fork of the previous generation is now worked out...



Lani only does EPS...

Campi developed a new crank for the BB386...

This is a bad angle by any maths...

Always take a shot of the eagle...

Still the most ergonomic shifter to hold...

Will Tubs now show his new Black Sabbath? Will the Crap show his new White Lightning in TIME? We can only LOOK...

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