Team B.O.

Yes, yes, I know it's been a while, it's not like the B.O.'s has disbanded, there has been a few odd races here and there, like a tour Durban noBOdy cared, a Kremetart that everyBOdy thought was a tart, or a Sani2C race report that everyBOdy kept on hearing about from a guy who got beat by a girl... And it's not like if we have not increased the membership in size , we ate some ridiculously priced only Lani can afford pizzas (adding to that, Dinki & BObbie were ripped off by dem dumb Bulls trio of BOatie and TallieTag), we found a grumpy and large chef in the corner of a street that served some fantastic Italians, hell, we even have two development applications with one promised a bikini bike wash that BO'd... So that's some team news, some restaurant reviews, some race reports, oh, and Taggie proposed to everyBOdy's sister by royally screwing every dude in the team with a partner with a stunt that only happens in low budget romantic comedies starred

It has been a while since the Lani last rode anything. OK, LOOK, in all fairness, it has been a while the B.O.'s rode anything worth mentioning, but that's another story for another TIME, you FELT? Anyway, Lani's animalistic Bianchi Oltre has been standing and gathering dust. The gears can barely move as lube turns into sludge, spider webs has shells of idiotic insects falling prey and when you touch it anywhere, the tip of your finger instantly turns into a fingerprint reader. It's Time for a bike wash, so the Oltre an LOOK like its former glory and FELT the wind once again as it designed to be. Team B.O.: (WTF) Wait, what?!!! You can wash celeste into black?!!! Lani: (why not) What ju mean? Bike get dirty, get a new one, a real Black Sabbath!!! Gaatie, Taggie and Tubbie: (FOILed) Is this even legal?!!! Lani can't remember how cables work anymore... Lani might be chubby, but his Black Sabbath is rail thin... just like Gaatie's...

They are among us... and yes, they are trying to capture us, for back side probing! Alien: (goggling) Come BObbie, BObbie, food, come...