Team B.O.

And don't say I didn't warn you!!! It is with a heavy heart, disturbed thoughts, revulsion, repugnance, aversion, distaste, nausea, abhorrence, loathing, detestation, odium, contempt and disgust, that I, the Team Editor, have to bring you this announcement. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this and I am almost certain your mothers have not prepared you for this and I hope you fathers definitely did not. As I type this, it felt maggots are crawling all over the keyboard and I have to type without gloves. Every key stroke squashes the white, bouncy, slippery worms and a squirt of a pus shoot at your face. The only positive thing I can say is that people will do anything to obtain their BO status and as per the BO bible, BOstache has regained his BO status. BOditor is taking leave for a few years. He just puked all over the maggots...

To save mother nature and planet Earth that we live on, Team BO “naturally” decided it would only be right if they hooked up and go to the race with as little vehicles as possible. BOtubby and Appl. 2 was to hook up with the Goat, Katy and Plug was to pick up ThemBO and BOpa would be waiting for Le Train and BObbie. East Randers was to go straight to the race and West Randers to meet at the BP on N1 at 06h30. “Naturally”, Team BO had this arrangement done right. By the time BObbie arrived at the BP at 06h38 with his own car, BOpa was there with his own car, ThemBO (the only one who followed the arrangement) was there with Le Train and his car and Panda with his own car. Katy: (SMSing) I am running late, sorry. BObbie: (SMSing) Er… who isn’t? Then the kids arrived in two separate vehicles. Evidently still bitter from the talk. Anyhow, Team BO convoy got on the high way with Panda leading the way. Panda happily drove all over the road, literally. With the convoy following and swiveli

A quick announcement of welcuming BOtubby finally receiving his BO status. His team won yesterday at the Fountains TTT and he did his job, almost klapping some poor oke in the process until he realized he didn't have a bottle. And no, that's not PDV.

(ed. note: It is agreed that at the Fountains Race on 16 June Team BO will attempt their first TTT.) Much bickering (ed. note: the only bickering is the plug 'n play you & katy have, don't drag the team into this) had gone on in the team regarding the upcoming race. "Two teams" it had been decided, will race each other. All members of the team must finish for the official time, losing team buys pizzas for the winning team. (ed. note: Pitt is also known as the Plug now. See Appl. 1 & 2 & ETAP. You need stories...) Katy & I are honoured to be selected crap-tains. We tried to be intelligent, fair and open minded about this so we asked the seniors. Crap: (confused) What's a TTT? Lani: (cooking) I am making something for BObbie. BObbie: (burping) I am busy. Goat: (developing) Who the $&#^ took my Zipps?!!! BOpa: (very much involved) I only ride in an all male team. There's just something about a hairy man ass first thing in the morning t

It's been a while, but a so called training ride happened this Saturday. Almost everyone BO'ed... BObbie's idea of a training ride.   Goat's idea of a training ride and why is BObbie so wide?  Goat, do you have another angle?  BOpa was angry Panda never showed up, Appl. no. 1 prefers another ride, Lani rather feed the baby, Goat rather drive, BOtall wouldn't concentrate and BObbie rides slowly and went advil . So BObbie, Goat & BOtall got in the car and gave him the advil .  BOpa then rode away from the car. Yep, BObbie is in the car...  BObbie's idea of training.  Goat showed BOpa & BObbie his 19. Bopa & BObbie tried to be civilized.  BOpa & BObbie couldn't contain themselves as Goat's 19 was just too short...  Then Panda got advil !!! Needless to say, the mood was a happy one until Panda became advil . Everyone leaves...

When the sharp alarms shocks you right out of the warm grasps of the insanely hot and naked women lying next to you, when the feeling of a man hood calls you, in the dark of the morning, when if you move an inch the cold of the sheet that‘s not covered by your body makes you shrink, makes your wee wee shrink, you know you have to get up, dress quickly so you don’t catch the cold or the cold, and hopefully you can still find your wee wee to pee pee. And whilst laying your feet on a pile of playboy mags that’s already been decorated with your unborn children, you sneeze and snort, using the very same toilet paper that you wipe your ass every day to wipe your nose. And in Panda’s case, he wished he had eaten the veges and fruits so he doesn't have to squeeze the shit out of his dinkleberries as the shivers controls his body. Then you hope your shivering and uncontrollable fingers can actually wipe your ass clean so when you put that bib on, there's no cling on. And while the k