Team B.O.

Yes, yes, it's another one. Except this TIME it's a White lightning. Yeah, A White Lightning and not a Black Sabbath!!! But hey, this is the White Lightning that carried the Crap to a 2h48 at 2013's 94.7 Cycle Challenge with really pathetic training, lots of chain smoking and a diet of beer, whiskey and assorted cocktails... This is why he's the Crap... Crap's Time RXR Ulteam with Shitmano Dura Ace and Mavic Ksyrium ES. Crap: (in his own words...) TIME FELT good... You won't see the Crap's White Lightning for a long TIME, but you certain will FELT Crap's presence in some bars all over JHB...

LOOK, even as an editor who constantly LOOKing for materials to update this BOg that noBOdy reads anyway, I am getting pretty sick and tired of dem Race Reports. It seems all we do is buy more bikes. Why aren't we getting massive discounts and commissions and priorities at the bike shops?!!! We should be treated as royalties!!! Do peepul know how much bikes were involved on this BOg alone?!!! Count them!!! A Lani along has enough for the entire team!!! Why don't we have our VIP cards yet?!!! Dinki: (truly annoyed) Yeah, why is Lani so short!!! OK, now that rants is over... Yeah, noBOdy cares, it's just another black sabbath... Goat: (Italian) Another Black Sabbath?!!! WTF is wrong with ju peepul?!!! There is only One Black Sabbath!!! Goat: (Italian) Bah, Yours is not a Black Sabbath... Goat: (Italian) Bah, ju see the worry in my eyes?!!! Goat: (Italian) Bah, my Black Sabbath eats your Black Sabbath... Goat: (Italian) Tubs, we still

It seemed lately, the arms race is either another Black Sabbath or a White Lightning. The Lani decided that if he's gonna do this, he's gonna do his maths right. Meet the Black Sabbath White Lightning. Or BSWL. Lani: (LOOKing at you Goat) Beat this! Goat: (I don't know what else to say...) ... Dinki: (WTF) Oh come on!!! Grow taller already!!! Next Lani Victim: (for 'eff sakes) When will this end?!!! What's the difference between this and his previous bike you say? Well, forget about the mumbo jumbo the marketing peepul of Bianchi feeds you, not only does the BB feels more responsive, the power transfer feels whole, feels the frame responds to your peddling as a whole and not just the BB. The new BSWL... Aero profile form the front... LOOK at it from another angle... Even if you come from behind, it's another angle... The new BB386 bottom bracket. The lip service fork of the previous generation is now worked o

First, let's us say a temporary goodbye to our fearless, courageous and invisible leader the Craptain. After he surfaced to show that fat BOb how to ride a fast TIME with a 2h48, the rest of the plebs will not see him again for another while. This is how he does it, to remind ju he's still the crap. This, is why, he's the Crap. Now that we got the crap out of the way, let's get on with the race report. The Chicken, The Lolly and the Pop raced too, the end. ( BOd note: Solly, it's not that we don't care about the race report, it's just that, well, we have nothing to report. At least until such TIME the Crap, or the Lolly, or the Chicken, or the Pop send us something, so for now, we will report on what we do know!!!) Which is, just TMI, so let's do a running diary, B.O. style!!!! Very early in the morning - All B.O.'s are still asleep, what the heck do you think they'd be doing? OK, besides pa, he's dreaming about where to launch an