A Delayed Report Of Sorts...
Many moons ago, a vampire named something fell in love with a human thingy that prefers married man and they sparked all kinds of controversies and was all written down in a book called something like "Fading Lights" and it was made into a movie where many uneducated people watched and cried. What has this got to do with Team B.O. you asked...
Nothing, not a damn thing...
But it might divert you, our 2785 faithful, loyal, rabid and irate fans, to a place where the story of a story is so lame that you forgot why we haven't updated for so long.
LOOK, basically we didn't update you a race where Dinks watched from behind on how Gaatie & Pa once again, tried to convince a bunch of palookas on how to rotate proper as if them palookas were pros. Meanwhile, dem palookas LOOKed at dem B.O.'s as suckers and promptly rode their ass from behind and pipped them both at the line at a race that is now a shell of its former glory self, The Jacaranda Some Race.
Also from behind, our S/T Craptain reemerges out of the whiskey flask and whipped BObbie's fat behind after buying TIME. We could not get an exclusive on his new piece but it's safe to say BObbie resumed his whipping BOy status when he first started cycling with dat Crap.
Further at the back, a Lani conned his BOwife into doing her first ever race at literally the most feared climb in all of JHB's races. Let's just say BOwife didn't get off the bike once at Hekkies (her first ever and Lani lied about the gradient and distance...) and finished at a respectable TIME of 03h51. Needless to say, BObbie got off his bike many TIMES in his first attempt of Hekkies and cried a bit.
And den, the BOditor was sent to China for two straight weeks to work at his real job...
China, a country of two extremes...
A classic case of China's growth, couple of years back a farmer decided to give business a go and had a stall at the local market. He jumped on the bandwagon that is a development in clothing called seamless. Today, he's waiting and cursing at Porsche who has yet to deliver his two orders so that for now, he can only drive Mercedes', Audis' and BMW's (which he has them all, and not the bottom folders). This is his new factory, which will host workers on average 8 times the speed a South African counterpart can produce in a day... go figure. Thank lord we have minerals... oh wait, they are mostly Europe companies now... damn...
And with all the development, China comes with this too (before anyone goes uppity, understand that you need to understand before you shoot blanks...)...
Since there were no MacDonalds close by, the BOditor added 3kg. There were some normal cuisines too, no pets were involved in the meals below, or male genital looking like pieces...
And there were some very traditional cooking. The "fire pot" or Lani calls it "hot pot" is a copper based pot with a mini chimney sticking out in the middle with coal fire. This heat up the soup in the pot and you dip thinly sliced meat, sea food, veges and pets and eat with specially prepared sauces. Classic winter meal that was replaced by electric versions these days. This is made the "old way". Meat are specially selected. A cut was called "snow flakes" where the meat slices has white spots of fats all over that makes the meat extremely tender. You can imagine how tasty the soup is after some cooking TIME. Exact age of this cuisine is still debatable but you are LOOKing at around 3000 plus years.
OK den, we hope you enjoyed a session that has not much to do with Team B.O. and cycling, but the BOditor is back... so we shall soon be focusing on cycling and the crap that B.O.'s do.
Oh and on a side note, travelling has always been crap, what with the insane amounts of lines you have to queue, every country thinks some terrorists wants to bomb them even though they are actually the terrorists allies, cramped spaces and rude people all over. Truth to be told, the BOditor travelled across to the other side of the earth and 9 cities and with China developing, it has been a decent trip. No, the experiences are still crap as crap, but it was bearable and often times efficient let say, comparing to about 10 years ago. You would walk out of passport control and pick up your luggage efficient.
Then the BOditor arrived back home and was greeted by the pretending they are smiling custom officials (you'd think China being the propaganda made iron curtain custom officials would give you the cold shoulder, except you press a button on their performance ranking system and they get instant sh@t out session, and they are the communists...) and after a 20min wait, you wait another 30min, but hey, here is you luggage...
Thank lord the BOditor bought a proper lock, wait what? Eff you ACSA for costing me R 119.99!!!
If this is democracy, no wonder the communist China ain't revolutionising...
Nothing, not a damn thing...
But it might divert you, our 2785 faithful, loyal, rabid and irate fans, to a place where the story of a story is so lame that you forgot why we haven't updated for so long.
LOOK, basically we didn't update you a race where Dinks watched from behind on how Gaatie & Pa once again, tried to convince a bunch of palookas on how to rotate proper as if them palookas were pros. Meanwhile, dem palookas LOOKed at dem B.O.'s as suckers and promptly rode their ass from behind and pipped them both at the line at a race that is now a shell of its former glory self, The Jacaranda Some Race.
Also from behind, our S/T Craptain reemerges out of the whiskey flask and whipped BObbie's fat behind after buying TIME. We could not get an exclusive on his new piece but it's safe to say BObbie resumed his whipping BOy status when he first started cycling with dat Crap.
Further at the back, a Lani conned his BOwife into doing her first ever race at literally the most feared climb in all of JHB's races. Let's just say BOwife didn't get off the bike once at Hekkies (her first ever and Lani lied about the gradient and distance...) and finished at a respectable TIME of 03h51. Needless to say, BObbie got off his bike many TIMES in his first attempt of Hekkies and cried a bit.
And den, the BOditor was sent to China for two straight weeks to work at his real job...
China, a country of two extremes...
A classic case of China's growth, couple of years back a farmer decided to give business a go and had a stall at the local market. He jumped on the bandwagon that is a development in clothing called seamless. Today, he's waiting and cursing at Porsche who has yet to deliver his two orders so that for now, he can only drive Mercedes', Audis' and BMW's (which he has them all, and not the bottom folders). This is his new factory, which will host workers on average 8 times the speed a South African counterpart can produce in a day... go figure. Thank lord we have minerals... oh wait, they are mostly Europe companies now... damn...
And with all the development, China comes with this too (before anyone goes uppity, understand that you need to understand before you shoot blanks...)...
Since there were no MacDonalds close by, the BOditor added 3kg. There were some normal cuisines too, no pets were involved in the meals below, or male genital looking like pieces...
And there were some very traditional cooking. The "fire pot" or Lani calls it "hot pot" is a copper based pot with a mini chimney sticking out in the middle with coal fire. This heat up the soup in the pot and you dip thinly sliced meat, sea food, veges and pets and eat with specially prepared sauces. Classic winter meal that was replaced by electric versions these days. This is made the "old way". Meat are specially selected. A cut was called "snow flakes" where the meat slices has white spots of fats all over that makes the meat extremely tender. You can imagine how tasty the soup is after some cooking TIME. Exact age of this cuisine is still debatable but you are LOOKing at around 3000 plus years.
OK den, we hope you enjoyed a session that has not much to do with Team B.O. and cycling, but the BOditor is back... so we shall soon be focusing on cycling and the crap that B.O.'s do.
Oh and on a side note, travelling has always been crap, what with the insane amounts of lines you have to queue, every country thinks some terrorists wants to bomb them even though they are actually the terrorists allies, cramped spaces and rude people all over. Truth to be told, the BOditor travelled across to the other side of the earth and 9 cities and with China developing, it has been a decent trip. No, the experiences are still crap as crap, but it was bearable and often times efficient let say, comparing to about 10 years ago. You would walk out of passport control and pick up your luggage efficient.
Then the BOditor arrived back home and was greeted by the pretending they are smiling custom officials (you'd think China being the propaganda made iron curtain custom officials would give you the cold shoulder, except you press a button on their performance ranking system and they get instant sh@t out session, and they are the communists...) and after a 20min wait, you wait another 30min, but hey, here is you luggage...
Thank lord the BOditor bought a proper lock, wait what? Eff you ACSA for costing me R 119.99!!!
If this is democracy, no wonder the communist China ain't revolutionising...
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