Team B.O.

The Wilro, a 114km race that is flat but with sweeping wind everywhere. The race where the Goat thought he would kill of his teammies and instead, got wasted by the peloton and tossed out like a used condom. The race where BObbie thought he could hang with the Goat and was tossed as a condom 60km in the race. Regardless, this was not a very happy race for both. Lani still in deep remorse is still in BOwife’s arms. Pitt, still drunk is still in some girl’s arms (It was Katy’s, Katy’s!!!). Goat, Panda, BOpa and BObbie though, decided to use this opportunity to win the group at long distance as it is a goal for Team BO to be able to do so. The Applicants, not for one to miss any chance to ride with Team BO, happily joined. Goat rocked up at BObbie’s at 05h19 and chowed his food and crapped in his toilet, without flushing. The two then rocked up at Fournos at the request of the Panda by 06h15. As per protocol, no one was there. BObbie: (Blaming) Idiot. Goat: (Remorse) %$#@&*^#@(#)@#

After the “Choke Job” at Argus, Team BO returned home angry (not the kids, they returned home drunk). Although they were told that about 30000 people would rather have their time, the team knew they didn’t achieve what they aimed for. Panda started training furiously, often times putting 200km on the clock in a day. BOpa spent his Expense Account on a Superbike (the proven race winner Specialized SL3). Lani ducked into BOwife’s arms for comfort. BObbie ate a lot more and the Goat still hasn’t shaved. Knowing this is not good for their psych, the team gathered and decided to go back to their root, the Stoneheaven 40km and slaughter some poor fun riders who still can’t ride on cleats for some soul searching. Not the Panda, he’s so angry he decided another 180km in the saddle was his soul searching. Not the Lani, he decided another BOwife’s hug was better than the Goat’s hairy arms. No matter, the Goat, BOpa, Pitt, BObbie and the Applicants decided they need this. (The Applicants are t

On 11 April Team BO's sponsor held a Golf Day to thank Team BO's 1-2-3 performance at the weekend (Race Report to follow shortly). Photos of the event below. BObbie, Lani, Goat, Panda, Pitt, Le Train were all there. But they were busy at the 19th hole for some real golf and as you can see from the pics, you need some time. BOpa likes to pose but no real action. Oh wait, wait, Lani, Pitt and Goat were not there, not there...

As the thick and dark cloud rolls down Table Mountain, flashing with lightning and distant thunder, the Goat turned to look at BObbie. But before he could speak, a howling wind smacked a green mobile toilet with such force it tumbled the toilet over with the poor soul inside screaming with pain and sheer horror as the chemical and his litter splashed all over him, half naked, his bib tangled around his ankle. Goat: (Freaking out) Er… Bobbie: (Fake determination) NO!!! We ride!!! Famous last words... *     *     *     *     * BObbie woke up in a cold sweat. Although he put up a brave face, the signs have not been kind to him since the journey started. He has never been superstitious, but without a thought, he flipped through his iPhone and went through the good luck messages to get some comfort. Then he took a deep breath, wrapped himself up with BObaby 1’s diaper and headed into the lounge to prepare for the start. Downstairs, Lani is also awake. BOwife’s innocent turn smacked her el