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I didn't like the colour...

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This just in from the Team B.O. Tour Durban Squad... EveryBOdy : (in shell shock) WTF?!!! What happened?!!! Lani : (as if it was nothing...) I didn't like the LOOK of the LOOK...

The Value of Nutrition

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As the team's strongest rider, BONN decided to investigate how Goat readies himself to tackle the rigors of amateur cycling. We start by following him around to see how he eats. Apparently it's important. According to some cycling magazine, you must eat within twenty minutes after your exercise. Below are photo proofs of what the Goat ate after a few loops around a parking lots by Northgate. Protein!!! (Crap send his inspector to check if Goat was eating properly) Carb!!!  Hard work needs some rewards!!! Oh, and a bit later, Goat will be hungry... again... a packed din din is in order... BObbie: (WTF!!!) That's my food!!! It should be me in the pics!!! Lani: (Whatever) I chewn ju to come, but ju wanna go visit "friend", I feed Goat...

'Pa's Pride!

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In an unrelated happy news, 'Pa's pride and joy have now GROWN up and graduated. B.O.'s promise to not taint 'Pa's seeds... On a serious note, well done kiddo!

The Argus Leftovers...

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We ain't done with Argus... And yeah, in random order again... And yeah, no stories... And yeah, BOditor may need to get off the couch... Just so we are not mistaken... That was for Pluggie, I mean Donkey... Yes, those indents, it's why he's the Donkey... Lani: (plotting) BObbie, remember those diapers ju took from BObaby 2 last year? BObbie: (having a bad feeling about it) er... yes? I think? Lani: (saved moolah) BObaby 2 needs sum diapers... Best steak ever... Taggie: (excited) Is this, is this the famous parade vehicle shared by the Goat and Panada?!!! Goat and Panada had sum action in this last year! Oh, back to the "Rocket"!!! They are all happy now, but the service at the din din was shocking... New appliCONTs and a Wannabe... 'Tall showed dem how chics drink... BObbie no drink, but BObbie knows the art, Tubs approves... Taggie drinks, but Taggie pours like a chump, 'Ta

B.O. News Flesh

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Several Important announcements. - First, congratulations to the Plugster. With he's so so performance for the 2012 Spring Racing Season, he can now be referred as a Donkey (Animal Farm). Pluggie though believes he deserves the honour a long time ago since he reckons he compares well with a donkey. Goat & BObbie disagrees. - Second, we also would like to announce that both Taggie & Dev are now eligible for B.O. status. All B.O.'s are welcome to send their suggested B.O. names for the two so they can go for their final tests. - Third, Larry, or he would like to call himself the Train, shall hence forth be known as " Lolly ". We can't tell you why. No, sorry, we can't... - Fourth, Panda, after several failed doping attempts, shall hence forth be known as "Panada", with references to Panado and the Mexican toy people smacks around at birthday parties. Sharp... Yes, it's a cigarette, Pluggie, I mean Donkey don't ever ride w

The Easter Weekend JHB City Tour

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Or as Goat likes to call it, TEWJCT. Don't bother, it's a MBA thingy, reversed bib and all... Anyway, with a recession in place and sandwiched between an Argus and a Tour Durban, the teamies stayed home during the Easter holidays. Instead of feeding the bunnies and BObbie, Lani organized a TEWJCT. With the Eastranders claiming silence, Katy & 'Pa claiming rest (yep, BObbie's back...), BOmie claiming BObbie never called him (yep, BObbie is definitely back) and BOat claiming unsatisfactory wife, almost everyBOdy showed up (we not sure what roBOcop was claiming, but we presumed...). Lolly (Larry) though claimed he's training. Oh, and Panda claims a new Dev. For now, we are calling her an Extra until Panda claims something. Whale's Cont on the other hand, is just a complete mystery to everyBOdy. I mean, he was there, but I mean, he wasn't there. Anyway, a pic is worth a thousand excuses why the BOditor don't have to type. In random order...