The Easter Weekend JHB City Tour

Or as Goat likes to call it, TEWJCT.

Don't bother, it's a MBA thingy, reversed bib and all...

Anyway, with a recession in place and sandwiched between an Argus and a Tour Durban, the teamies stayed home during the Easter holidays. Instead of feeding the bunnies and BObbie, Lani organized a TEWJCT.

With the Eastranders claiming silence, Katy & 'Pa claiming rest (yep, BObbie's back...), BOmie claiming BObbie never called him (yep, BObbie is definitely back) and BOat claiming unsatisfactory wife, almost everyBOdy showed up (we not sure what roBOcop was claiming, but we presumed...). Lolly (Larry) though claimed he's training.

Oh, and Panda claims a new Dev. For now, we are calling her an Extra until Panda claims something. Whale's Cont on the other hand, is just a complete mystery to everyBOdy. I mean, he was there, but I mean, he wasn't there. Anyway, a pic is worth a thousand excuses why the BOditor don't have to type.

In random order...

Hey, even the Crap showed up...

The Goat's Pass. Pluggie loved it so much he did it twice... Much like the BObbie with food, he loves it so much he eats twice...

Whale attacking his 'Cont, Panda & Crap have no idea why...

Panda: (sad) I miss 'Pa, usually by now he'd have chewned me about sumthing... twice... 

Goat: (advil) Wena! Are you in the big chain ring?!!! Don't you dare shift for easier gear, 53-11!!!

BObbie and Whale comparing sizes...

Whale: (insulting) My, but you are chubby!
Lani: (stating) Shut up, fat fish!

Lani pushed the pace up Goat's Pass.

Whale & BObbie after Lani's ass...

Whale: (misdirecting) LOOK, burger!
(Yep, the idiots fell for it...)
(Damn, if you LOOK carefully, the three have exactly the same pear shape, pudgy stoogeys...)

This is Jorge (pronounced Hor-hey), the idiot who was conned by Lani... Crap had to take him home after  his heart failed to respond several TIMEs...

The Whale found a breakfast joint...

Breakfast!!! 'Tall cringes...

Pluggie found a cycling friendly drink!!! Then again, is there any drink Pluggie don't' find that is cycling friendly?

In English: Rongjia Takeaway.
In Chinese: Rongjia Breakfast.

Goat took away to make the sign legit...

This is why you cycle...

The Extra: (WTF) Panda? What the heck is this?!!!

Dev 1: (Not even bothered) Rookie... This is how we roll!

Oh, back at breakie...

The boys, notice BObbie's new 6kg tummy?

The girls... 'Tall was not scared around the Nigerians, but this place... it makes her go white...

Oh, back to the view...

Yes, Pluggie, we get it, you like a view... softy...

Yep, TIME to go...

We didn't take any pics whilst riding around Nuggets Hill and the Nigerians... 'Tall rode so fast noBOdy could keep up with her... 890m of climbs, TV Tower Hill, Nuggets Hill, Goat's Pass and Sylfia's Pass, great stuff!

And we leave you all with a whale tail...


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Anonymous said…
Thats some fine ass right there!
11 April 2012 at 14:56
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