Team B.O.

Since BObbie can't ride fast... He let his bikes do the chewning... First up, the trust old horse, the Sempre with Campagnolo Chorus 11 speed and Campagnolo Shamal Dark Labels. And BObbie's new training partner, the 1885!!! BObbie's Alu 1885 is equipped with Campagnolo Anthena 11 speed and Campagnolo Eurus with puncture proof tubeless Hutchinson Fusions. Well, BObbie can puncture anything... Yes, BObbie figured it would be hard for Donkey, Lolly, TallieTag, BOatie, Chicken and Pa to pronounce Campagnolo. Let's help them, everybody together now, S-h-i-t-m-a-n-o and S-l-i-p-r-a-m. Tubs can pronounce it, but he has been seen slipping the ram on a Bianchi... Anyway, let's get back to business, nothing less than the fastest for BObbie. The new fast must be stiff so it can carry BObbie's weight. It must be light because BObbie has too much weight. It needs to be aero because BObbie is wide. It must be sexy because BObbie is bu

Well, it is 2014, and we simply cannot have a 2014 without yep, you guessed it, another freaking arms race report. LOOK, in Pa's defence, he always pick the wrong colour and ends up flaccid. But not this TIME, this TIME, he's coming after the Goat! Pa is launching his own Black Sabbath!!! Yes, it's the 2785th one!!! Yes, EveryBOdy has them!!! ( BOd note: We apologize for the poor quality of the image, I mean, it's black, it's probably made in China, it could have been Specialized, or it's just Special, or Spastic, we not sure, we can't tell...) Gaat: (remarking) Is that a saddle bag?! I mean a saddle bag? Really? A saddle bag? Gaat: (commenting) Huh? you say it has a S on the head tube? I see nuthing... Gaat: (whatever) You mean you need "special" bottle cages? Why? They doped up? Gaat: (nail flicking) You say the saddle is "special" huh? Why? They black? Gaat: (advising) LOOK Papa, I not know what sabbath

I, am, the Craptain. Since my glorious return in the 2013 Cycle Challenge of which I sacrificed my sleep, my alcohol, my smokes and my sex life, I have once again, kept my throne as the Craptain. I want you all to remember it and remember it well. It's now TIME to update my fellow subjects. First, it's now year 2014. If you don't know this already, well, you don't have the intellectual level to read anyway. So, learn to read first. Second, if you expect anything meaningful from us, like how we won races, secured another sponsor, kissed by podium girls, new doping techniques, amazing training methods and diets that will loose you 8kgs... Now that's clear, many things has already happened. I am sorry, you'd think being the crap that I am, I could control my fellow subjects. Alas... I can't control that fat pig BOb's appetite for one. Since that old horse fart Pa pulled his hammies (he claims he was playing soccer with his kids, but real