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The BOditor is receiving death threats from his own teammies about the lack of updates. Our 2785 faithful & rabid fans are also protesting. To be honest, the BOditor could not understand who reads this kak? Also, the last update we are on 6000 hits... seriously people, there is only 12 of us, who the heck is reading us?!!! or not... Anyway, Lani zies morning have had enough and withheld die BOditor's lunch box, no update, no lunch. the BOditor surrenders... At least you guys know there are at least 8 updates coming...

To our 2785 loyal & rabid fans. The BOditor was involved in 2 crashes in the last 2 weeks and now could not hold a mega wors let along updating what has been sum awesome events, well, not counting the crash that robbed him of time needed to make you a happier person. We apologize for all your unhappiness. In the mean time, BO's can get the update on mail. We hope to be back soon.

(Ed. note: Yes, yes, we know, we know. This post has nothing to do with cycling. But you know what? Team B.O. is involved, Rugby World Cup is a big deal in South Africa, so shut up and read it... Oh, and this piece is written from the memory of the BOditor, accuracy is an after thought) Since it's the do-or-die match for the Bokke, the boys gathered at the HQ for 2011 Rugby World Cup Quarter Finals. For this special event, a cinema size high definition projector is to be used with a 7.1 digital surround sound. The HQ is also stocked with so much food that can feed BObbie for maybe 2 meals. Even the long lost Taliban showed face! Lani: (excited) Taliban, Taliban, come help me with the Projector. Taliban: (even more excited) lemme at it, lemme at it. (bang... poof... smokes...) Lani: (on a rampage) CAN YOU NOT BLOW SUMTHING UP JUST FOR A MORNING?!!! Taliban: (pleased with himself) sorry, sorry... hehehehehe... Now the teammies can only watch the game on a 60" Plasma.

This past Saturday afternoon 'Pa had most of the boys for his House Warming Braai. It turned out to be an expensive braai for Tubs. Tubs: (jealous) eish, no wonder I kan't beat ju guys, LOOK at all these sabbaths!!! BObbie: (organizing) is not a problem, I can sort you out with a "training program". Lani: (ups the ante) and I can sort ju out with a "training bike"! Tubs: (excited) how maach? Lani: (matter of factly) R ******.**. Tubs: (fooled) done & done. Tub's other half: (warning) how are we supposed to afford that?!!! Tub's: (pleading) but babes, it's not like our kids ever gonna graduate form high school, we can use the college fund!! Tub's other half: (fuming) and I will sort ju out when you get home! Tub's "Red Devil", Scott Addict R2, Shitmano Ultegra 6700 and Easton EA 90SL. (We apologize for the poor picture quality. But it's hard to take a picture when you are also receiving a beating f

The war of the Black Sabbath has heated up to to lava level. Goat and Lani are not seeing eye to eye and has refused to speak with each other. The score so far, Lani 2, Goat 1. Lani just came up with another Black Sabbath, the REAL edition. The REAL Black Sabbath (at least, according to the Lani). The LOOK 695 SR (SUper Rigid). Total weight 6.27kg with adjustable crank arms and stem. AKA - Why didn't I think of these innovations by all bike makers of the world. The LOOK crank arms is a one piece carbon monocoque work of art. On the spider arm it provides spacing for both standard and compact chain rings. The crank arm has a rotating spacer so you can change the length from 170mm, 172.5mm and 175mm. The pedal has to be a LOOKy too! Sram Red Black Edition. It's black.   The Mavic SSC Cosmic Carborne Ultimate. Rumoured at 1100g.  Easton EC 90 handle bar with LOOK bar tape.  The LOOK stem has an adjuster for different angles and a spacer that all

Being an ex-Animal Farm and the fact he's gaining weight, loosing speed and unable to provide the kind of performance the Team requires of him, BObbie decided to divert the attentions from him and focus on the gears. His results is simply astonishing. Crap - like a serial killer, BObbie first tested his skill with the Crap on a Felt F2, Shitmano Dura Ace 7900 and Mavic Ksyrium SL Red edition. BObbie (1st edition) - then he started the kak with a Time RXR Ulteam, Campagnolo Super Record and Vokrim Racing 1. Super Model - BObbie honed his skill with a Cannondale CAAD 10, Ultegra 6700 and Mavic Aksium Race. Panda - although he denies his intention, he's next with a LOOK 595 Ultra (found by the BObbie), Shitmano Dura Ace 7900 and  Vokrim Racing 3. 'Pa - not willing to be second to anything, answered with Specialized Tarmac S-Works SL3 (found by the BObbie), Sram Red and Vokrim Racing Lite (handed to by zie Lani). Tubs - benefitted

This morning, Team B.O. officially put the Goat on the "endangered species" list. The moron, fainted again on the treadmill after 2 games of touch rugby last night and had steamed veges and MCD for food yesterday. In other words, we actually should put him on "suicide watch" list. All Team B.O. members are requested to "beat" the Goat. If he "steps" out again, you are required by B.O. law to stop him "eating kak", "over train", "freak out about nuthing", "trip over himself" and "behaving badly". Zie Lani is now in charge of finding out what the heck is wrong with the Goat's brain (entire Team B.O., our 2785 faithful and loyal fans and actual people who lives in online social networks who really should get out and live some real lives: (protests) die Lani?! Really?!! Seriously?!!!).

BObbie can't ride like an Animal Farm but he sure can LOOK like one!!! The real White Lightning!!!

According to Wikia.com, Cricital Mess Johannesburg is a small, growing group of fun-loving freaks who rides through Johannesburg every last Friday evening of a month. Generally, only Animal Farms have been to it and continues to urge the rest of team B.O. to show up. So last Friday, Lani dragged BObbie's fat ass to join Goat, Whale & Panda to check it out in person what the fuss is about. But where BObbie is, the kak goes. Friday night turns out to be a cold and windy evening. Lani & BObbie were told that usually about 40 or so happy, weed smoking teens shows up. With the chill, the teammies waited till 19h45 and only about 20 showed up. The idea of it is to ride your bikes through the city of Johannesburg itself. But in S.A., the city itself is unlike a metropolis city such as London, New York, Tokyo where people live their lives on the street. Especially with a rather high crime rate, Johannesburg at night is rather lame. Add to the fact that the usual organizers di

Well, it's getting close to Jacaranda and the teammies have been hard at work! The return of the Whale. Tag Alone begged 'Tall to take him with...  Goat: (urgent) wait guys, guys!!! I need to pee pee... Oh, never mind... 'Tall refused to acknowledge that Tag Alone is her better half and just left him there... BObbie's secret training methods.   BObaby 1 being trained for the future. Pluggie: Ek is a Dutchman, Ek eat anything, bring it!!! Er... what is this? Chicken what?!!! Gobble, gobble... (Pluggie pukes in the restaurant, causing SF100WSD to disown him immediately...) BObbie after secret training. the result speaks for itself!

(Warning: If you are under the age of 45, who has issues with 21 SNLV, anger managements, chronic heart disease, diabetes. You should not read this.) The day before R4V: On Saturday 24 September Team Bo decided to go for an “easy” relaxing leg breakie ride. BOpa left his house at 05:40 to be on time and meet the team at Muggs for a 06:00 start. As usual, the COCONUT was late and we had to wait 15 minutes for him (Entire Team BO: Seriously?! Really?!! How is that you don't know this? How did you get your Animal Farm?) . We eventually left and went up HP to Ontdekkers. The ride was very relaxing and the fat BObbie (Ed. note: Fat is an understatement...) kept on trying to ride hard and trying to hurt BOpa. 'Pa not interested and enjoyed the ride. ThemBO and Labia wanted to show off the WORS and bitch slapped each other. At 30km ‘PA asking WTF, is this not a short ride? Trying to behave and support the team ‘Pa continued with the ride and was pissed. BObbie again think h