Wie is dit Part II
And who could this possibly be?!!!
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Wie is dit?!!!
This thing grew up to become a B.O. Who the heck is this thing? (Vote on the side panel. Winner/s will receive a mystery prize from the Goat when this competition ends.)
Behind the scene at BOla BOla...
Centrum Marketing Manager: (staring at her computer screen with a blank face, LOOKed at 'Pa in suit and ties with a pair of black horn glasses all class and style and LOOKed back at her computer screen and started banging her head on the keyboard, repeatedly...)
The BOla BOla Race Report - Panada & Goatie Edition
It's BOla BOla time!!! After Panada was busted doping at the Berge en Dale, he was sentenced to an exile [Ed. note: (snickers) Yes, UCI, this is how B.O. does it!!!] to learn how to dope properly and it has been a long, dark, lonely exile. The Panada never went back to Krugies and filmed an advertisement for Mattress King a la some famous steak eater, the Panada simply served his ban and now are back and ready to ride again! The teamies decided to celebrate his return at the BOla BOla. Some knows this race for it's less known name the Sondela Bela Bela Challenge, but E's, O's, they all vowels. No matter, TIME to gather the teamies. Crap: (stop bothering me) I only do big races... Donkey: (I got a race to do) I am off to Sani2C... Katy: (I got a real race to do) I am off to Sani2C... BObbie: (I don't do cold or dark) I am hungry... Lani: (obviously) Well, someBOdy has to feed the BObbie. Lolly: (er...) LOOK, I am er... well, I am busy... Stache: (
The SaniNot2C Conquest - Donkey Made It Edition...
Donkey: (could barely get it up...) Hee-ho... Reports coming soon...
The Arms Race Report - The Lani Double Smack!
Tubs: (begging) OK, Lani, enough, no more, no more. This has to stop. My vrou is moering me dom!!! Lani: (not done yet) We are done until I say we are done!!! Lani: (LOOK 585, are you serious?!!!) LOOK, I LOOK you some more I LOOK. Did I not tell you I not like the colour?!!! LOOK 695 Team Edition!!! 2012 Sram Red!!! 6.15kg!!! Here's a closer LOOK!!! LOOK, now Shitram has Campy LOOK alike hoods!!! And the only thing that is not Campy or Shitmano LOOK alike is still the irritating double tap!!! Accordingly, Shitram improved on 1. weak brakes, 2. slow front end shifting, 3. chain ring flexing and hey, they even added an anti chain slipper to prevent another chaingate (All Andy Schlapstick fans rejoice everywhere, Tally included...)!!! Just LOOK at it!!! Again!!! [Team B.O. Public Relation Officer: (explaining) Yes, yes, we got all the complaints from 'Pa about the bias our BOditor levies against Shitram. LOOK here, the BOditor, he's not an exp
Sani is coming Part 2 - The Honda Mountain Trophy (The Donkey Edition)
Back from Cape Town with no casualties this time on the flight. The Honda Mountain Trophy was the last chance to prove your readiness. With only 2 weeks to go… this 75km on Saturday followed by another 45km on the Sunday on the out skirts of the cradle near Hekpoort was to be the last big effort. It all started with a 04h00 wakeup call to get to registration. Spiderman (some will remember him from Berge & Dale) was collected on the way. Donkey and Spiderman then hits the starting pen at 06h30 and waited for the gun to go off. Suddenly a flashback hits… This is a very special race for Donkey. (i.e it scares the crap out of him). Just two years ago when this event was attempted for the first time. Donkey had the worst experience of any race ever. The camel back leaked on the way to the race. Donkey did not notice this. Rain the night before left a slippery, muddy, un-rideble route for the Sunday leg. This meant that after two hours of walking up steep, slippery hills swearing as