The REAL BLACK SABBATH - Goat Hate Edition

The war of the Black Sabbath has heated up to to lava level. Goat and Lani are not seeing eye to eye and has refused to speak with each other.

The score so far, Lani 2, Goat 1. Lani just came up with another Black Sabbath, the REAL edition.

The REAL Black Sabbath (at least, according to the Lani). The LOOK 695 SR (SUper Rigid). Total weight 6.27kg with adjustable crank arms and stem. AKA - Why didn't I think of these innovations by all bike makers of the world.

The LOOK crank arms is a one piece carbon monocoque work of art. On the spider arm it provides spacing for both standard and compact chain rings. The crank arm has a rotating spacer so you can change the length from 170mm, 172.5mm and 175mm. The pedal has to be a LOOKy too!

Sram Red Black Edition. It's black. 

 The Mavic SSC Cosmic Carborne Ultimate. Rumoured at 1100g.

 Easton EC 90 handle bar with LOOK bar tape.

 The LOOK stem has an adjuster for different angles and a spacer that allows you to adjust from 90mm to 110mm.

2011 Sella Italia SLR Carbon saddle. 

LOOK carbon cages.

Please now wipe the drool of your keyboard...

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