The Arms Race Report - I Am a Bianchi Too Edition

LOOK, even as an editor who constantly LOOKing for materials to update this BOg that noBOdy reads anyway, I am getting pretty sick and tired of dem Race Reports. It seems all we do is buy more bikes. Why aren't we getting massive discounts and commissions and priorities at the bike shops?!!! We should be treated as royalties!!! Do peepul know how much bikes were involved on this BOg alone?!!! Count them!!! A Lani along has enough for the entire team!!! Why don't we have our VIP cards yet?!!!

Dinki: (truly annoyed) Yeah, why is Lani so short!!!

OK, now that rants is over...

Yeah, noBOdy cares, it's just another black sabbath...

Goat: (Italian) Another Black Sabbath?!!! WTF is wrong with ju peepul?!!! There is only One Black Sabbath!!!

Goat: (Italian) Bah, Yours is not a Black Sabbath...

Goat: (Italian) Bah, ju see the worry in my eyes?!!!

Goat: (Italian) Bah, my Black Sabbath eats your Black Sabbath...

Goat: (Italian) Tubs, we still ai? Two Italian fingers my China!

Goat tries to tell you he no cares... but his angry eyes let go of his tru feelings...

Tubs' new Black Sabbath, The Bianchi Oltre XR...
BObbie: (ha puey) Shimano & Slipram?!!! May the cycling Gods piss on your chains!!!
Lani: (I see this coming already) I have upgraded...

Tubs stayed with Slipram, to prevent slippage as the older Sliprams don't come with a chain catcher, he uses Shitmano front derailleur and cranks and voila, problem solved!!! Best of Shitmano plus best of Slipram = Crampagnolo!!! In Tubs' pathetic defence, he used Crampy Bullets to lessen the sacrilege...

If you see pass the yellow you will notice the Garmin!!!

As usual, these days, all angles must be considered...

SO proud of his new Black Sabbath Tubs did the artistic version and had some dry ice for the 80's pop effect... It almost covered the Shitmano and Slipram...

It's TIME for a holiday to avoid BObbie's dissing...

Tubs at Mauritius... He will be back soon to show the Goat who's the real Black Sabbath...

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