The Arms Race Report - The War of the Black Sabbath Continues...

It has been a while since the Lani last rode anything. OK, LOOK, in all fairness, it has been a while the B.O.'s rode anything worth mentioning, but that's another story for another TIME, you FELT?

Anyway, Lani's animalistic Bianchi Oltre has been standing and gathering dust. The gears can barely move as lube turns into sludge, spider webs has shells of idiotic insects falling prey and when you touch it anywhere, the tip of your finger instantly turns into a fingerprint reader.

It's Time for a bike wash, so the Oltre an LOOK like its former glory and FELT the wind once again as it designed to be.

Team B.O.: (WTF) Wait, what?!!! You can wash celeste into black?!!!
Lani: (why not) What ju mean? Bike get dirty, get a new one, a real Black Sabbath!!!
Gaatie, Taggie and Tubbie: (FOILed) Is this even legal?!!!

Lani can't remember how cables work anymore...

Lani might be chubby, but his Black Sabbath is rail thin... just like Gaatie's...

Lani don't bother with them Records...

That's raaight! 40g less with titanium crank shaft!!!

Crampagnolo Dark Label!!!

Lani was upset when Bianchi refused to make a dark label eagle for heem...

The EPS groupset is preventing this bike to go under 6kg...
Pa: (chain catcher lover) That's raaight, a Shitram Red would put this under!!! As soon as they put a battery on it!!!

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