Breaking News!!! - New Sponsor Edition


Some recent cycling news that shocked the world.
- Lance Armstrong is cleared by the U.S. Attorneys of Federal charges, but the WADA still believed he doped strong back in U.S. Postal days.
- Alberto Contador maintains his innocence and insists the UCI, CSA, WADA just have a beef with him and his brother.
- Team B.O. renews sponsorship with Centrum for 2012 although Pfizer strongly denies they sponsored Team B.O. With viagra.
- Team B.O. tricked Helivac into sponsorship and renamed Helivac “HELI-BO”.
New Sponsor: (You can’t do that) WTF?!!! It’s Helivac, Helivac!!!
Still Sponsor: (seen it all) Give it up, They are already selling BOagra...
New Sponsor: (I am not that stupid) Luckily the kit is printed correct...
Still Sponsor: (snickers) Really?! You think you smart, ne? They duct taped B.O. over my brand...
New Sponsor: (pee'd off) %#*@(^#*^&^(*@#&(@!!!!









New Team B.O. Sponsor.

Still Team B.O. Sponsor.

Still Team B.O. Sponsor for someone who needs like 'Pa.





The reBOrter caught up with Team B.O. at the launch breakie.

New Sponsor: (relieved) This is how it should be done!

New Sponsor: (approve) Yes, yes, me likey!

Kits ready fro distribution...

BObbie waiting for the autograph session...

'Pa and BObbie at press conference...

Panda taking a break from his interview...

Lani arrived... wait a minute, Lani arrived?!!!

Takes less than 2 secs for Lani to bring everyBOdy to B.O. mood...

Fat BObbie accepts his new kit...

BObbie: "Come and get some!"
'Pa: "I come..."

'Pa: (advil) Where's the B.O.?

'Pa's preferred equipment on a saddle...

'Pa's preferred colour...

New Sponsor: (panicking) OK, that's it, nothing more to see, Launch Breakie is over, no more photos, JUST LEAVE!!!

* * * * *

B.O.'s would like to thank Helivac for their generous sponsorship and will be racing in the Helivac kits come 2012 Emperor's Classic.

Helivac is a complete emergency medical solution comprising affordable air medical transportation with advanced, rapid response medical care and state of the art equipment for all members through a single emergency number: 0861 HELIVAC and our service providers.

For more information please go to: https://www.helivac.co.za/index.aspx

Centrum multivitamins are intended to be used as part of an overall healthy lifestyle and can help fill the gap in one’s diet to help ensure people get the recommended amount of key vitamins and minerals needed each day. 

For more information please go to: http://www.centrum.com/

Viagra is for people like 'Pa who needs it to maintain a healthy life style.

For more information please go see a real doctor.

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