Betrayal, A Murdering Experience!

(Ed. note: This is a back dated posting.)

At Team B.O. we believe in team work, in camaraderie, in helping each other. We suffer together and we win together. We spend so much time with each other that we are each other's families, NOT our wives or girlfriends, not our kids, not our parents and certainly not our cats and dogs (besides, we have our own animals to pet with...).

So on the eve before the Shova, The team gathered without BObbie for a secret meeting about the BObbie who invented the concept of B.O.

Crap: (serious) bitches, I love BObbie like my own country men and he FELT me. But he showed me up at Lanseria on my first ride back from rehabilitation.
Lani: (chipping in) ja, he's like a bladder to me, but he eat me broken and it's about TIME he LOOK at my LOOK with sum respect.
Goat: (slurping) he is my bladder and he bargained me a DUCATI, but no one can have a larger wors than me.
'Pa: (advil) he SPECIALIZED me with my riding, but he dissed Habanna!!!
Larry: (too serious) he has a GIANT wors, but there can only be one GIANT.
Taliban: (adding in) there's two GIANT, but BObbie disses my SHITRAM...
Lani: (cutting in) ja, me too.
Crap: (keeping order) you had your turn, Lani! But that reminds me, He rides CAMPY and get me a SHITMANO!
Whale: (raising his hand) my turn, he scrapped me off the tar in Tour Durban, but he laughed at me first!
Goat: (burst out of laughing since he was there laughing at the Whale too...)
Pluggie: (calmly) He was nasty to me when I put SHITMANO on my PINA!
Goat & Larry: (both Italian and screaming at Pluggie) how dare you?!!!
Crap: (banging the table) order! Order!
Panda: (civilized) I couldn't take the LOOK from him and now I am on a CANNONDALE.
Katy: (upset) He showed me how to ride, but he add the "W" in SF100WSD!!!
Entire Team B.O. less BObbie & Katy obviously: (looking at each other knowing it was actually Pluggie but are too afraid to say anything...)
'Tall: (emotional) after all this years, he still wants his tea bags back.
BOmie: (angry) ja, he showed me up on Ontdekkers when I am fat!
Ninja: (cautiously) he said I am a coconut...
Entire Team B.O.: (not again) you are a coconut!!!
Tubs & Stache: (querying) BObbie is really nice to us...
Entire Team B.O.: (advil) you two rookies keep quiet!
Dev 1: (raising her hand) I know I am new but BObbie got me a DUCATIO...
Crap: (stating) all non B.O.'s must just go!
Tag 1: (confused) but I didn't say anything?
Crap: (summing up) all right, Larry, Ninja, 'Tall and Taliban, you know what you need to do...

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On the morning of the Shova, BObbie went out on a training ride with fellow teammies Larry, Ninja and 'Tall. The original plan was riding to Hekkies and back. Larry, Ninja & 'Tall insist they ride a shorter route and BObbie refused to budge. Larry snaps his chain, Ninja punctures his tires and 'Tall cried and BObbie caved. The group caved and went to Randfontein instead.

With a wink or two, Ninja slides ahead of BObbie while 'Tall rode up next to him and fleshed her leg. Mean while, Larry came from behind with full force and yanked Ninja who did a baseball slide right in front of BObbie.

BObbie however, weren't even watching, he was too busy surfing porn on his iPhone. All he knew was he hit sumthing on the road and he went up in the air, summersaulted, tumbled and landed on his tummy. his bike spun like a toy and landed another 10m away from him.

BObbie has a cut deep to the bone on his right elbow and 13 grazes. Ergo levers, rims and saddles are ruined. Despite a few scratches, the TIME survived. His Nalini bib and Specialized gloves are also ruined. the Lazer helmet survived with scratches.

B.O. Cops had opened an investigation to the incident.