94 Special Report 1 - The Sound Machine Mission
(Ed. note: Applicunt 4 in his effort to gain enough B.O. points was tasked with a 94 special report. The "feed back" from his seniles and our 2785 rabid fans will form a huge factor in his application consideration.)
Congratulations to everyone on their times today! (Panel of Judges: Sucking up to seniles is always a plus, but we feel this was not enough...)
YES!! We had major fun today! Was a loooong day (Panel of Judges: "looong"? Only little girls write like that...) but being my first race the time didn't really matter and it was for a good cause. We got interviewed twice, once by the M.C. at the start and then by Gerald de Kock from SuperSport (Very good advertisement for Centrum. When do we get paid?!!!) (Panel of Judges: Impressive, yes, we are impressed).
After fixing another puncture (Ed. Note: The curse of the fat BObbie...) at the start that delayed us by another 30min, we were finally off! Riders and the crowd LOVED the Soundmachine!! The Whale was really the centre of attraction (Panel of Judges: The Whale threw in a major bonus on points just so you know that at Team B.O., there is no media black outs, we are as corrupts as our government, but we let you know about it...) along the route and I think the music really helped a lot of riders during the day (Goat: (curious) what's wrong with their iPods?).
We arrived at our "just past halfway pit stop" to swap bikes but the Whale then decided to go the full distance with the 50kg Sound Machine (Entire Team B.O. nods in respect and approval, thumps chest with fist and then raise the right hand toward the sky and declared "Heil Tuna!")! Second half of the race was a bit tougher but Big up to 'Tall (Panel of the Judges: Sucking up to your seniles is cool, but to your girl friend is just wrong! Somewhere in Maropeng, Jules nods in agreement...) and the Whale!
Check our cool pics and have a good rest everybody (2785 Rabid Fans: How did this soft language get published?!!!)!
Congratulations to everyone on their times today! (Panel of Judges: Sucking up to seniles is always a plus, but we feel this was not enough...)
YES!! We had major fun today! Was a loooong day (Panel of Judges: "looong"? Only little girls write like that...) but being my first race the time didn't really matter and it was for a good cause. We got interviewed twice, once by the M.C. at the start and then by Gerald de Kock from SuperSport (Very good advertisement for Centrum. When do we get paid?!!!) (Panel of Judges: Impressive, yes, we are impressed).
After fixing another puncture (Ed. Note: The curse of the fat BObbie...) at the start that delayed us by another 30min, we were finally off! Riders and the crowd LOVED the Soundmachine!! The Whale was really the centre of attraction (Panel of Judges: The Whale threw in a major bonus on points just so you know that at Team B.O., there is no media black outs, we are as corrupts as our government, but we let you know about it...) along the route and I think the music really helped a lot of riders during the day (Goat: (curious) what's wrong with their iPods?).
We arrived at our "just past halfway pit stop" to swap bikes but the Whale then decided to go the full distance with the 50kg Sound Machine (Entire Team B.O. nods in respect and approval, thumps chest with fist and then raise the right hand toward the sky and declared "Heil Tuna!")! Second half of the race was a bit tougher but Big up to 'Tall (Panel of the Judges: Sucking up to your seniles is cool, but to your girl friend is just wrong! Somewhere in Maropeng, Jules nods in agreement...) and the Whale!
Check our cool pics and have a good rest everybody (2785 Rabid Fans: How did this soft language get published?!!!)!
Whale: Tuna, I want tuna!!!
Interviewer: Tuna? You riding for tuna?
Whale: Tuna.
'Tall: Tuna...
I ask you, pros who zoom pass when the sun haven't even shined and spectators are still wee weeing, who sees that? And it's not as if the pros takes Centrum to go faster, they need sum real shit! But LOOK, everyone sees Team B.O., everyone hears Team B.O.!!!
And the Sound Machine was a resounding success! Epileptic my ass, that bike was 55kg!!!
'Tall: (huffing & puffing) vok the bike, the Whale is 105kg!!! I needed Centrum to push zies fish!
Whale: higher! higher!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pluggie: see, I told you so!!!
Pluggie: see, I told you so!!!
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