Team BO Rant!!!
Zie Fast One turned into zie Bad One for BObbie.
29/1/2011, 21h30: BObbie & Bladder packed all equipments for zie Fast One. BObbie's niece played in the vicinity.
29/1/2011, 22h00: BObbie kissed his niece good night, stripped down to his 21 and hugged his teddy bear Donut (that his name).
30/1/2011, 00h10: For some reason BObbie suddenly woke up, sleepy eyed and hot, BObbie turned on the TV and watched some porn, hoping that will get him to sleep.
30/1/2011, 03h04: BObbie finally managed to sleep.
30/1/2011, 04h02: Bladder wakes up BObbie.
30/1/2011, 04h18: BObbie struggles to pooh pooh. At the same, Bladder can't find his socks.
30/1/2011, 04h37: BObbie can't pooh pooh, Bladder can't find his socks. Both blamed the niece since the niece already MIA a pair of insoles from BObbie's new shoes.
30/1/2011, 04h57: BOic called BObbie and the conversation record as below.
BOic: Dude, a funny thing happened.
BObbie: (grumps)...
BOic: You know that Time bike with Super Record that you just got?
BObbie: Che (not sure what the hell is going on)?
BOic: Well, you know, it's funny, you know my gate? Well, you know, I was reversing the car and you know, the gate kind of caught the levers of those Super Record...
BObbie: Dude, I haven't slept, I am grumpy, I need to pooh pooh, I see ju at the race, ja?
BOic: So of course I don't think it's my gate or my driving skill you know, so to make sure, I just continue to reverse...
BObbie: you what (now fully awake)?!!!
BOic: So you know, the gate kinda just snapped your lever right off...
BObbie: What the faak(screaming with BOlani chewning him to shut up because he would wake up BObaby & BObaby's bladder)!!!
BOic: But ju shouldn't worry, ne? I super glued it back, with my own moolah! It doesn't look the same, but hey, I am sure you can still brake and change gears, that what's important right? I mean you not a cosmetic person right?
BObbie: (Went into spasm and had to be tended to by Team BO mates).
BOic: Cool, I knew ju'd understand, I see ju at the race lah!
30/1/2011, 0507: Team Car took down some branches, oh & BObbie's race computer...
30/1/2011, 07h01: Group E was released. Due to dumb ass arrangements by the event organizers, it cut the team line up in two with BObbie & Bladder at the back. The team also could not line up at the front with A & B start numbers on their members. BOic, whale, BOlani & BOpa immediately started the chase. Seeing this, BObbie also reacted. Except a big, fat, dumb toss who evidently need to ride more and eat less and learn how to race couldn't cleat in and rode side way and clipped tight into BObbie's brand new Time. BObbie looked at his teammates and considered to get off and faak the fat faak up but decided to ride on.
31/1/2011, 00h13: BObbie wake in cold sweat, thought about his poor bike and started sobbing. Bladder still couldn't find his socks.
29/1/2011, 21h30: BObbie & Bladder packed all equipments for zie Fast One. BObbie's niece played in the vicinity.
29/1/2011, 22h00: BObbie kissed his niece good night, stripped down to his 21 and hugged his teddy bear Donut (that his name).
30/1/2011, 00h10: For some reason BObbie suddenly woke up, sleepy eyed and hot, BObbie turned on the TV and watched some porn, hoping that will get him to sleep.
30/1/2011, 03h04: BObbie finally managed to sleep.
30/1/2011, 04h02: Bladder wakes up BObbie.
30/1/2011, 04h18: BObbie struggles to pooh pooh. At the same, Bladder can't find his socks.
30/1/2011, 04h37: BObbie can't pooh pooh, Bladder can't find his socks. Both blamed the niece since the niece already MIA a pair of insoles from BObbie's new shoes.
30/1/2011, 04h57: BOic called BObbie and the conversation record as below.
BOic: Dude, a funny thing happened.
BObbie: (grumps)...
BOic: You know that Time bike with Super Record that you just got?
BObbie: Che (not sure what the hell is going on)?
BOic: Well, you know, it's funny, you know my gate? Well, you know, I was reversing the car and you know, the gate kind of caught the levers of those Super Record...
BObbie: Dude, I haven't slept, I am grumpy, I need to pooh pooh, I see ju at the race, ja?
BOic: So of course I don't think it's my gate or my driving skill you know, so to make sure, I just continue to reverse...
BObbie: you what (now fully awake)?!!!
BOic: So you know, the gate kinda just snapped your lever right off...
BObbie: What the faak(screaming with BOlani chewning him to shut up because he would wake up BObaby & BObaby's bladder)!!!
BOic: But ju shouldn't worry, ne? I super glued it back, with my own moolah! It doesn't look the same, but hey, I am sure you can still brake and change gears, that what's important right? I mean you not a cosmetic person right?
BObbie: (Went into spasm and had to be tended to by Team BO mates).
BOic: Cool, I knew ju'd understand, I see ju at the race lah!
30/1/2011, 0507: Team Car took down some branches, oh & BObbie's race computer...
30/1/2011, 07h01: Group E was released. Due to dumb ass arrangements by the event organizers, it cut the team line up in two with BObbie & Bladder at the back. The team also could not line up at the front with A & B start numbers on their members. BOic, whale, BOlani & BOpa immediately started the chase. Seeing this, BObbie also reacted. Except a big, fat, dumb toss who evidently need to ride more and eat less and learn how to race couldn't cleat in and rode side way and clipped tight into BObbie's brand new Time. BObbie looked at his teammates and considered to get off and faak the fat faak up but decided to ride on.
31/1/2011, 00h13: BObbie wake in cold sweat, thought about his poor bike and started sobbing. Bladder still couldn't find his socks.
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