Great Success!!!

We start the year with “Great Success”!!!

Zies morning, BOic & fat BObbie gathered the crew for a 115. Alas, zie BOlani, he had a BObaby. Bonold had a punda. Botall claims she was there, BObladder claims he cunt walk, BOpa is still harassing women on some beach (whilst others flexes their muscles, BOpa flexes his name cards and asks the ladies “do you know what we make?”) and BOwhale is stranded on his bed. BOic & BObbie shakes their heads (well, BOic shakes his head, BObbie shakes his belly) and moved on.

Boic immediately rode like a taxi and hit 60km/h down HP. At 66.6km/h he flapped his chicken wings and wanted BObbie to do some work. Needless to say BOic was flapping like a headless goat and fat BObbie just laughed himself sick. Ish was too funny.


Boic & BObbie arrived at Krugers at record time, about 5min ahead of previous highs. Boic  gave BObbie the “look”, BObbie was scared and actually put some effort. The two clowns soon see a dutchman in kiddie helmet, green tee shirt, rugby short on a 7 speed, 2785kg Scott bike and he was wearing Air Walks. Boic chewns BObbie “look at this idiot going all over the road, he’s gonna blow!”. Bobbie said “nah, never underestimate anyone.”. With BObbie putting effort, the team averaged 15km/h and soon caught the Air Walk.

Yes, BObbie thinks BOic hit him in the helmet with his bottle and BObbie hit BOic in the head with his schlong. Regardless, neither BOic or BObbie remembers what happened until they finished Krugers with Air Walk, it was never to be discussed again ('cos Air Walk promptly stopped riding like a bubble head and rode away from zie clowns...). By now, BObbie is pretty broken and their lead is diminishing. BObbie obviously was looking for a tow, instead all he got was a head wind! Yes, BOic was hiding all comfy behind BObbie toward Ontdekkers and chewning BObbie “ some speed please!!!”.
Anyway, road was busy, robots was killing time, wind was strong, the boys rotated and rode in the gutters and all hopes of breaking the 115 was fading like BOnold’s hair. But this is 2011, this is not 2010 where combined, BOic & BObbie choked more than sausages.

Since the clock was started 1km later, BOic & BObbie happily accepted the new target, 113.
Great start to a new year!!! Next up, Stoneheaven 40km and Team BO Holiday Edition!!! Oh and after BOnold heard about zies news (click on pic to enlarge)...


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