Team Profile - The Captain

Code name: Craptain, BOna.
Team Function: He's the captain, whatever he says, no one listens, but he says.
Career: Chief AcCUNTant Officer, MTN.
Ride: Felt SL 2, Shitmano Dura Ace 7900, Mavic Ksyrium ES Red edition.
Important note: BO message at 04h00 in the morning must be SMSed to the Crap.
Dirty secrets: He loves Mariah Carey and dances to her tune in his boxers.
Secret training ground: His neighbourhood block.
Origin: Somewhere in China, but suspect of Jewish blood.
Man love: Chris Yen, Tom Boonen.
Famous last words: "beep, beep, beep, beep & beep!".
Serious issues: Dislike team blonde Katy.
Amazing ability: He can toss a flat like no other.




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