Craptain's Evil

By now you guys are well aware that Katy is up 2-1 on the Craptain’s Mutiny Series. So 94 is a huge must win for him. But the Crap, he does not train, nor does he believe in training. He only freaks out when crap hit the fan.

Katy on the other hand, got professional help and a training program and trained like mad. She wants to beat the crap out of the Crap so to speak.

So yesterday the Crap called a secret Team Dindin. Those invited are BOic, BOlani, BOrabia, BOtall & BObbie. BOic & BOtall figured out what the Crap wanted and both looked for excuses not to attend. BOlani, BOrabia didn’t know what was happening and BObbie just fall for any trick with food in it.

The team rocked up to a dodgy Chinese restaurant that is inside a house, obviously not licensed. They serve a specialty called fire-pot. It’s a bowl of soup with ingredients only known to the Crap and you cook raw veges & meat in it and dip in sauce. Great meal in winter weather.


However, nothing is great this evil night. The below conversation happened before the meal.

Craptain: BObbie, you got 2 sub 3’s already, how about you help me beat Katy rather?
BObbie:  How maach and can we eat yet?
Craptain: 5 bucks.
BObbie: Can we eat yet?
Craptain: BOlani, how about you?
BOlani: Are you insane? She’s prettier than you and she has nicer legs and she will be in white. You on your own.

By now, the Crap’s eyes are burning with red of evil hatred. BOrabia noticed and when Crap asked him, he immediately responded with “Whatever you wish, Crap”.

The Crap then declared we can eat. What we didn’t know was that BOlani & BObbie can only eat from the red pot and he & BOrabia ate from the white pot.



By 01h00 in the morning, both BOlani & BObbie was flooding their toilet with their own crap, liquefied. BObbie was even in cramps.


Katy, the moral of the story, the Crap, he will stop at nothing to beat you…

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