The Legend of the Mountain God

As with any sport, there always have been secrets, dark corners with untold mysteries. They are always hidden away from the unknowing public, clouded with legends and told only to those who are unfortunate to call themselves the BO.

If you think Cuntador’s steak, Landis’ fabrications and Lance’s blood is what ultimately defines them, BO members are defined and baptized (thunder strikes) by the legend of The Mountain God.


The Crap still shakes thinking about it.

BOlani’s puppy hide its tails and refused to go.


BOaan was not seen again.

BOwhale’s bones are still broken.

BObbie who was brave enough to curse at the God still drools from the smack he got.

And Boic, the Italian Stallion, the Flying Roman, the Black Sabbath, the Machine, the Mountain Goat has never, ever, used his big chainring.


Such is the legend that even men like BOtall & Katy in this exclusive society dare not brave the legend and still have not.

For the newbies like BOrabia, BOnold, BOdope, and BOthemba, such legend is not to be braved without preparation and psychological help line.

If you think Krugersdorp was long, you wished Krugers was longer. If you think Northcliff was steep, you wished you climbed Northcliff home everyday like Katy. The Mountain God is for prayers only. It is so short so you don’t die trying. Not even the legendary pro-stitute BOmie dared to try.

And you are never a true BO if you haven’t.

This Thursday, the second of December 2010, arguably the biggest event in the cycling world, bigger than Argus, harder than 94, we present you the INITIATION, the GRADUATION, the INTRODUCTION of the MOUNTAIN GOD!!!!!!

I ask in sincerity that we all bow our head in silence for 1 hour, for BOdope and BOnold who are about to be slaughtered because after Thursday, they will not be the same, ever, again.

Late registrations are welcum (yes, that means you BOtall, you Katy, you BOthemba and you, BOrabia).

Comments

loicbellet said…
i think northcliff is next after the temple. newbies have not all been through the northcliffs
30 November 2010 at 14:00
The BOditor said…
me thinks in truth, mg ain't the mg it was, i say we find a new god... the clover!!!
30 November 2010 at 14:43
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