118...
When the team checked in with BObbiepedia what they should do today, BObbie pulled out Bladder's program and said "High Intensity". 115 it is. Upon hearing this, BOpa immediately bought a ticket to Bloem. Zie 115, it's too hard and BOpa hates climbing.
But when BObaby BO'ed as per team rule, zie Goat grumpily pulled out his Fuji and angrily drove to the new meeting point, BObbie's hide out (HO). His mood got even worse when BObbie made him buy some bread.
BOic: I have to live with my girl friend chewning me every night to bring bread home and now BObbie?!!!
BObbie though was also grumpy, he wants to sleep some more but now he can't even hide.
This meant the only happy person is BOney. He finally did his setup and bought a FSA K-Force compact bar (mucho moolah) and now he has a hard on every time he LOOKed at his bike. He is ready to show the team and Lance that "it's all about the bike"!!!
Anyway, the boys went out in the dark and immediately the goat slows every one down. He just refused to ride faster. So when the team arrived at the foot of the Krugers, BOney LOOKed at his LOOK, gave BObbie & BOic the LOOK, then set a ferocious pace that not even BOpa can match.
Behind him BObbie & BOic started bitching at each other and the feud continued all the way.
BOic: I can kick your ass with my mountain bike!
BObbie: (Burped)...
BOic: (Gave BObbie the LOOK)...
BObbie: (Farted)...
Eventually the two managed to get on to BOney's back wheel and the scheming BObbie was at it again. He lurked to the left and left a space behind BOney's wheel. Goat who chews everything with his mouth open jumped on it immediately. Seeing this BObbie attacked out of his saddle. BOic realized he has been had urgently tried to follow but was blocked by a LOOK.
BOney is now lovingly touching his top tube.
BObbie & Goat now are both out of the saddle and sprinting for the top. BObbie is grimacing, sweat flying into his Oakleys, his quads felt like 2785 Goat's 19 pricking all at the same time (yes, BObbie don't have big quads, but Goat's 19 is very thin) and with about 10m to the summit, BOney saw a huge mushroom go poof... BObbie cracked and the goat went past him with his head swinging side to side, tongue out slurping. NOBODY is touching the goat on a climb, mountain bike or not.
BOney got to his drops and kissed the new FSA K-Force bar.
With the two feuding idiots spent, BOney easily killed both of them to the top of Ontdekkers. And when the road flattens, BOney got out of his saddle and whoosh...
Arriving at Roodepoort, the boys were at 1h06m, although toight, there is still a chance to get close to 113. BObbie had recovered and was LOOKing at the LOOK (nope, he can't get up there). But zie Goat, he's no way to be seen.
BObbie: BOney, I can't LOOK the Goat...
BOney: Lemme LOOK, oh ja, I no LOOK him.
BObbie : (lying) Well, we have to wait (BObbie is dying as he can't keep up with the LOOK).
Well, with zie Goat riding like BOpa, there's no way the team can do it, LOOK or not. The boys arrived back at HO 118.
BOney as if he was touching his girl friend (wait, not if, is), rubbed down the LOOK and declared Lance doesn't know what he is talking about.
At least at the HO, the boys had more fun than their ride... No, BOpa, you have to ride to join.
But when BObaby BO'ed as per team rule, zie Goat grumpily pulled out his Fuji and angrily drove to the new meeting point, BObbie's hide out (HO). His mood got even worse when BObbie made him buy some bread.
BOic: I have to live with my girl friend chewning me every night to bring bread home and now BObbie?!!!
BObbie though was also grumpy, he wants to sleep some more but now he can't even hide.
This meant the only happy person is BOney. He finally did his setup and bought a FSA K-Force compact bar (mucho moolah) and now he has a hard on every time he LOOKed at his bike. He is ready to show the team and Lance that "it's all about the bike"!!!
Anyway, the boys went out in the dark and immediately the goat slows every one down. He just refused to ride faster. So when the team arrived at the foot of the Krugers, BOney LOOKed at his LOOK, gave BObbie & BOic the LOOK, then set a ferocious pace that not even BOpa can match.
Behind him BObbie & BOic started bitching at each other and the feud continued all the way.
BOic: I can kick your ass with my mountain bike!
BObbie: (Burped)...
BOic: (Gave BObbie the LOOK)...
BObbie: (Farted)...
Eventually the two managed to get on to BOney's back wheel and the scheming BObbie was at it again. He lurked to the left and left a space behind BOney's wheel. Goat who chews everything with his mouth open jumped on it immediately. Seeing this BObbie attacked out of his saddle. BOic realized he has been had urgently tried to follow but was blocked by a LOOK.
BOney is now lovingly touching his top tube.
BObbie & Goat now are both out of the saddle and sprinting for the top. BObbie is grimacing, sweat flying into his Oakleys, his quads felt like 2785 Goat's 19 pricking all at the same time (yes, BObbie don't have big quads, but Goat's 19 is very thin) and with about 10m to the summit, BOney saw a huge mushroom go poof... BObbie cracked and the goat went past him with his head swinging side to side, tongue out slurping. NOBODY is touching the goat on a climb, mountain bike or not.
BOney got to his drops and kissed the new FSA K-Force bar.
With the two feuding idiots spent, BOney easily killed both of them to the top of Ontdekkers. And when the road flattens, BOney got out of his saddle and whoosh...
Arriving at Roodepoort, the boys were at 1h06m, although toight, there is still a chance to get close to 113. BObbie had recovered and was LOOKing at the LOOK (nope, he can't get up there). But zie Goat, he's no way to be seen.
BObbie: BOney, I can't LOOK the Goat...
BOney: Lemme LOOK, oh ja, I no LOOK him.
BObbie : (lying) Well, we have to wait (BObbie is dying as he can't keep up with the LOOK).
Well, with zie Goat riding like BOpa, there's no way the team can do it, LOOK or not. The boys arrived back at HO 118.
BOney as if he was touching his girl friend (wait, not if, is), rubbed down the LOOK and declared Lance doesn't know what he is talking about.
At least at the HO, the boys had more fun than their ride... No, BOpa, you have to ride to join.
Rumour of BObbie's 21 is all true, he had to fold dem.
BOney can fold himself without the Thai girls...
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