The Midmar Crisis - Dinki Edition

To date, we not so sure what happened at the Half Men event. All we know is that Gaatie barely became half a man and the Dinki was half a man. How they compared sizes remains unknown, but we do know that Dinki is walking "stomach in, chest out".

No matter, after he was half a man, the Dinki decided he's conquering new fronts. Being half the man he is, the Dinki brought him an E and joined Spiderman and his "Property" (BOd note: Miss. whoever you are, please note that the word "Property" was "borrowed". Should you have any issues with this please take up with Spiderman) towards Midmar to show them who's half the man.

2785 faithful, loyal and rabid fans: (complaining) Midmar? WTF?!!! Do you people cycle anymore?!!!
Team BO Public Relations Officer: (preaching calm) LOOK, settle down, Dinki was on E. What's that? No, no, not Ephedrine. Huh? No, definitely not Ecstasy. He's just on E.

And what's a job for the newly equipped Tool of the Dinki, a 4x4 for the city slickers. Dinki loaded E., Spiderman and his Property, tagged along a trailer and off they search for mud and glory.

No, no, that's just the trailer. Dinki's Tool is parked with the "Manne"!

Seriously Spiderman?!!! Pin striped pant in kak colours? Gaat in Pink at the Argus is, OK, you both just need help...

And keep your sunglasses on straight please...

And this is not how you pick up girls in a bar... Midmar or not...

BObbie: (bitching) WTF?!!! You put me down!!!

Enough about Spiderman, E found what she can do with the Dinki in their quality time...

It was claimed an early night by the party, well, evidently, it's either true or they had an orgy.

Orgy it is...

Well, they are here for a purpose...

That's kinda far...

Midmar, where people shouldn't dress in swimming costumes hang...

Half a man the Dinki is...

Anyway, Dinki gave E some Encouragements before the Event.

Carbo loading is Essential.

Er... Seriously Dinki, tights don't suit you... just like uber short running shorts don't suit the Gaat...

We not sure how the grouping works, but Dinki, Spiderman and his Property went on a so called "Company Team" batch (BOd note: we can only presume he meant a 3some) first. It was rumoured that before the Event, Spiderman was looking for his brother to join to make it a 4some, Dinki not comfortable with the idea had tongue lashings at each other. Regardless, the romantic affair ended with Dinki presuming he has completed his dominance at under 35min. Half a man he is.

Next to go was E and Spiderman's Property's family (BOd note: we can only presume he meant orgy) on a so called "Non Company Team" batch. Dinki decided he was gonna be half a gentlemen and be ready to see E out of the water. Doing maths by Waala's angle, the Dinki calculated that the E will need some time before she emerges out of the water a la Halle Berry in Die Another Day.

Only E wasn't to be seen anywhere until the Dinki found out she was already back at the camp, showered and dressed. Dinki is feeling really uncomfortable now...

Forgetting the unEasiness the Dinki decided to get drunk before heading home, only to find this...

E: 00:35:14.
Dinki: 00:35:20.

Let's just say, if E decides to apply for A/F she will have merit, more than roBOcop's claimed victory without any evidence.

And yes, Dinki got depressed and drank and couched himself to a full man...

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