The Hunt for Gaat's License...

Since moving to the far West, the Gaat has found many inconveniences. One such inconvenience was getting his license for his four wheeler. Since it's the 21st century, databases are linked nationally and with a few clicks on the mouse you should be able to renew your license anywhere in the country right? Right?

No...

The Gaat basically must drive 45km from the Wild West and cross the border into the Far East to renew it. Yes, the things you can do with your computers these days let alone your phones...

And since the only free time he has is his training time on Saturday morning, the Gaat decided if he must suffer, his choms must suffer with him.

Gaat: (selling) BObbie, let's do some soy bean milk and some rice rolls...
BObbie: (rolling on the couch)...
Gaat: (pulling the friendship card) As a friend...
BObbie: (OFFS) Really?!!! Seriously?!!! You calling a F card?!!!
Gaat: (nodding) Ja, bling the Lani, ju want ju breakie free neh? And don't be late ju two clowns, be at Total by 5h00!!!

Unbelievably, the Lani showed up at Total at 05h01 and found only a BObbie... Gaat claims he was late because his house is further away than the other two chommies...

No matter, it was a fine Saturday morning and the cars has yet to get on the road to do their routine anger managements, the three amiBOs pedalled their two wheelers and went on to search for a Post Office that will let Gaat renew his four wheeler license.

BObbie: (hungry) How about some free food Lani?
Lani: (I knew it) How about I didn't bring my wallet knowing you two cheap asses planned this!
Gaat: (advil) Shut up BObbie, we ride to get a license, not to feed you, besides, just look at you fat boy!

BObbie FELT conned...

BObbie: (tired) I thought it's flat to the East?
Lani: (puffing) I know a much faster & easier route...
Gaat: (patco) I took the scenic route!!!

BObbie FELT screwed...






BObbie: (whining) I am hungry...
Gaat: (lying) We are almost there...
Lani: (just realising) Almost where?
Gaat: (oh) Oh, er... OK, which post office shall we try first?
Lani: (seriously?!!!) You mean you had no plan, we followed you all these climbs for what?!!!
Gaat: (making peace) LOOK, how about we try the Bedfordview one first? I will use the GPS on my phone to guide us...
BObbie: (moaning) I am hungry...

To cut the route short, and to avoid potential delays from the BObbie, the Gaat and Lani avoided Cyrildene and shot through Eastgate parking...



And got lost with Gaat and his GPS... luckily BObbie used the olden day GPS, he asked for directions...



But alas, the lady behind the counter chewns the Gaat service not available, due to cable theft...


Gaat: (annoyed) You couldn't put a sign on the door?!!!

The lady behind the counter promptly showed Gaat the door. Grumpily walking outside, the Gaat found the "O"...


Well, the three amiBOs ain't gonna climb all the way to Bedfordview just for breakfast (albeit BObbie beg to differ) so they headed to the Bedford Center...



Only to find another big "O"...

By now, BObbie flatly refuses to ride to Germiston unless he was fed... and when BObbie don't get fed...





A solid breakie made all three fatiBOs happy and brighter, Lani reckons they ride back the fast route, get his four wheelers and hunt down that license!



BObbie: (nagging) Why can't we ride this route on the way here, why do we have to climb 900m?!!!
Lani: (WTF) We climbed 900m today?!!! I don't ever climb 900m in a month!!!
Gaat: (LOOK) LOOK, I need some training to chewn dat Dinki...

Needless to say, the BObbie & the Lani decided to punish the Gaat on his mountain bike and rode a kak pace home. The Gaat decided to punish the Lani (BObbie got smart and rode home to avoid back lashing) by making the Lani drive him all over Germiston eventually finding a post office that still has its cables so they give the Gaat a license.

A pool party with Lani's new MIB speakers & DJ set, prawn braai and Gaat's Italian Bladder followed happily until BObaby1 made a move on Italian Bladder's daughter...



We will report back if BObaby1 wakes up with a horse's head on his bed...

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