Sh@t Happened!!!

Since our glorious return, the most often and often times violent query has been...

"What the 'eff happened in the missing four months?!!!"

As Team B.O. is of a secret society nature, it is near impossible to get all the facts. But here at BONN (pronounced as "BOing...") we would never let our life endangerment be the road block to the truth. Risking our lives we managed to reveal in one of their road trip another secret club was formed called the "4Fingers". This members only club hides some of the most unspeakable secrets of Team B.O. and to guard its secret they even adopted a fifth member to form another secret club called "Mr. Hand". The following footages of the utmost Top Secret nature give us some clue as to what really happened in the missing four months.

However, fearing for our lives, the one photo, the very photo that would shock the world we dare not reveal. Who killed JFK, Area 51 and what shower gel was used cannot compare to the explicit nature of this photo we have in our hand, unless of course, compensations are negotiated.

Regardless, you view these footages, at your own mental risk. Don't ever say we did not warn you...





Yes, some sh@t is just not meant to be out there...

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