The Arms Race Report - The Goat Strikes Back!

Since our brief return, Team B.O. has received numerous hate mails on our disappearance, we wish to thank all 2785 of our faithful, loyal and rabid fans for their mail support. One particular mail caught our eyes.

One of the 2785 faithful, loyal and rabid fan: (middle finger) 'Eff you!!! What's with the disappearance?!!! And what have you BOstards been doing in those 4 months?!!! Buying bikes?!!! Do you guys even ride anymore?!!! Have you lots turned into that Dinki's friend who used to be a prostitute but now just buy equipments to remembrance the never good old days dude?!!!

Not true! We hear Patco and Ninja made BFF and rode to Durb 'n all. They claiming the real 800 but don't have receipts to proof it.

Also happened was when Dinki, Gaat, Dev1 and Punda's dev Dev2 went for some 3some event (we not sure how Punda FELT about this, but we hear Punda & Dinki have had words... you just don't share Devs if you know what we mean...) and Dinki knowing the Gaat can pedal, devised a strategy by out swam and out ran and out changed the Gaat and gloriously kicked the Gaat's gaat, if you know what we mean.

Gaat obviously was not pleased... as per B.O. methods...


Gaat: (LOOKing at Dinki) Out run and out swim this!!! The White Lightning!!!
Dinki: (WTF) Seriously?!!! Is this even legal?!!!
Gaat: (proud of himself) Ja, at the 50%IM, I am gonna own ju ass (if you know what we mean)!!!

Dinki proceeded with an action best illustrated by a pic...


Needless to say, Dinki & Gaat ain't talking... and Dinki & Punda ain't talking... and Dinki and Dinki's friend ain't talking...

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