The Johannesburg to Durban Tour Running Diaries

To our 2785 royal, rabid and you really need to get a real life fans, Goat, MFSLC Ninja, Pluggie, Whale, Katy, Dev 1, Tubs and BObbie will depart from the comfort of the celebrating Johannesburg and head into the wild, with minimal supplies (Goat: (screaming) BObbie ju put down that trailer, we are not towing a trailer of food! BObbie, I am warning you, put it down! That's it, let go, just let go, good boy, good, no, no, don't you dare!!!). The teammies will need to conquer 800km of danger, hunger, thirst (Ninja: (screaming) Pluggie, is that a barrel of beer?!!!) and inhuman amount of whatever that will describe what a bunch of men they are (Ninja: (trying to calm down) Whale, tuna will rot, yes, rot, stinks, not good for tummy, no tuna...).

BONN have rehired the reBOrter and he will risk his life again and accompanying the Team B.O. Expedition Team and send back Running Diaries to update you all (Goat: (trying to be calm) Tubs, if beer is not allowed, what makes you think whiskeys will?!!!) by satellite, if it works at all. And if it doesn't, well, be patient and wait till them return, if they return at all...

The other B.O.s you can find all over the roads in Johannesburg...

Until the next satellite feed...

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