The Bela Bela Threesome - A Dev's Edition
As plenty Devs and Appliconts knows, it's not easy to get the elusive B.O. status. Not only are the five golden rules near impossible to achieve for a normal human being, the Seniles are stingy in awarding B.O. points. Some just continues to develop and apply but never seemed to get anywhere. Well, not for this Dev Number we don't even know or care, we just know her as Punda's Dev. Anyway, she decided to be aggressive, to be a go getter, and she submitted a race report!
Let's have a LOOKie...
Dev Some Nommer started by describing where they will be racing the Threesome.
"It was a fine bushveld day as the start-that-burns-gingers rose with ferocity over the horizon." she said...
Punda: (crap) Oh no you did not...
BObbie: (hungry) Burns gingers? If you turn down the ferocity level maybe you won't burn it?
Goatie: (stating) LOOK, I might be there, but I am not IN there...
BOditor: (trying to make sense of it) LOOK, I think she is describing sun rise.
2785 faithful, loyal, rabid and confused fans: (right...) right...
"The writing was on the ATKV paving that it was to be a big day for Team B.O. Threesome Squad." she said...
BOditor: (explaining) LOOK, it basically means B.O.'s this way... Ask Chris, he rides a BOlide, he knows.
BObbie: (chipping in) Ai, he knows BObbie...
Lani: (confused) WTF is a ATKV?
"And the Goat was up early fine tuning his TIME machine, paying attention to the cleanness of the doggy cage - proven by many a peer-reviewed publication to be the key to aerodynamic perfection." she said...
Goat: (how dare you) Que?! What ju know, I half a man. Dinki say I change shoes slow, I make fast like zies!
Dinki: (idiot) Right, so you loose 57 seconds because you can't push and pull, you will sub a 3 I am not so sure. Just go one speed I guess...
BOditor: (making peace) LOOK, at least the Goat actually cleans this bike...
Goat: (arguing) I strap in toight I am!
Waala: (whining) I want a tri-chic washing my bike I do...
"The swim was longer than that in 2012, no longer walkable and significantly chillier at 17~18ºC after a recent cold spell. At TIMEs the doggy-styling Goat could not bear to LOOK at all the poor souls in front of him who he would very soon and with great joy pass on the TIME machine." she said...
2785 faithful, loyal, rabid and shocked fans: (WTF) A kid pool?! Doggy styling?! What kind of sport is this?!!!
BOditor: (what's the big deal) It's a threesome, we all ride differently. What's more important is is the Goat naming his bikes again?!!!
"But was it meant to be? Would he emerge victorious? Or would he be plagued by a slump in tri training brought upon by BObbie's mentoring - too many good TIMEs - the long lazy days basking in bubbling jacuzzi and hot springs? The multitudes of women? All the trappings of the BObbie lifestyle." she said...
BObbie: (wait, what?!!!) WTF?!!! How the...?!!! Why am...?!!!
2785 faithful, loyal, rabid and concerned fans: (effing BObbie again) He LOOK like a Jack Parow wannabe without the stiff hat!!!
"Would the doggy-cage TIME machine be victorious in setting a new T2 record or would the temptation to flash his banana and Ener-jellies to the local tri-chics be too great a temptation for the Goat?" she said...
"With the brain freeze swim happily over, the Goat put out a quick flash of his fruit before jumping on the Argon, Woolies bag on board to act as a sail on the tailwind segment. The 21C was worth all additional propulsion." She said...
Goat: (how dare you) It's 19, 19!!!
2785 faith, loyal, rabid and estranging fans: (que) what tri chics? Who is he posing for?
B.O. Seniles: (covering their face in embarrassment) .....
Waala & Lani: (two of the worst) Please clarify doggy-style, 21C and additional propulsion...
"Tearing out of T2 at a lightning speed thanks to some perfectly executed doggy-styling, the Goat finished with a well paced run." she said...
Waala & Lani: (insisting) Clarify that style!!!
"But was the sub-3 to be? Could the 2012 poly short "short performance" be beaten? Alas, not this year thanks to a swim that (outrageously) had to be swum, hot and windy bike conditions and a double hunger-buster Spur cheese burger. 57 seconds of hunger-buster altogether." she said...
Dinki: (need I say more)...
Goatie: (interrupting) You keep your, oh... never mind...
"A challenging day for Team B.O. Multi Sport left us all tired and in need of an early night." she said...
Waala & Lani: (clarifying) I think she meant threesome...
Meanwhile, back in the metropolis not so much city of Johannesburg, Dem dumb Bulls were slaughtered by some pussy cats. BOatie was not very happy, the B.O.'s decided to take him out for some drinks and feed BObbie.
Happiness all around except the BObbie who continues to whine they should have gone Frenchie...
Around the corner, Dinki picked up something that made him happy, BObbie asks "How maach?"
The touching though got serious when Dinki walked passed someBOdy who not only exposed his openess to the Dinks, he proceeded to grab Dinks and smacked him on the cheeks, without payment!
Let's have a LOOKie...
Dev Some Nommer started by describing where they will be racing the Threesome.
"It was a fine bushveld day as the start-that-burns-gingers rose with ferocity over the horizon." she said...
Punda: (crap) Oh no you did not...
BObbie: (hungry) Burns gingers? If you turn down the ferocity level maybe you won't burn it?
Goatie: (stating) LOOK, I might be there, but I am not IN there...
BOditor: (trying to make sense of it) LOOK, I think she is describing sun rise.
2785 faithful, loyal, rabid and confused fans: (right...) right...
"The writing was on the ATKV paving that it was to be a big day for Team B.O. Threesome Squad." she said...
BOditor: (explaining) LOOK, it basically means B.O.'s this way... Ask Chris, he rides a BOlide, he knows.
BObbie: (chipping in) Ai, he knows BObbie...
Lani: (confused) WTF is a ATKV?
"And the Goat was up early fine tuning his TIME machine, paying attention to the cleanness of the doggy cage - proven by many a peer-reviewed publication to be the key to aerodynamic perfection." she said...
Goat: (how dare you) Que?! What ju know, I half a man. Dinki say I change shoes slow, I make fast like zies!
Dinki: (idiot) Right, so you loose 57 seconds because you can't push and pull, you will sub a 3 I am not so sure. Just go one speed I guess...
BOditor: (making peace) LOOK, at least the Goat actually cleans this bike...
Goat: (arguing) I strap in toight I am!
Waala: (whining) I want a tri-chic washing my bike I do...
"The swim was longer than that in 2012, no longer walkable and significantly chillier at 17~18ºC after a recent cold spell. At TIMEs the doggy-styling Goat could not bear to LOOK at all the poor souls in front of him who he would very soon and with great joy pass on the TIME machine." she said...
2785 faithful, loyal, rabid and shocked fans: (WTF) A kid pool?! Doggy styling?! What kind of sport is this?!!!
BOditor: (what's the big deal) It's a threesome, we all ride differently. What's more important is is the Goat naming his bikes again?!!!
"But was it meant to be? Would he emerge victorious? Or would he be plagued by a slump in tri training brought upon by BObbie's mentoring - too many good TIMEs - the long lazy days basking in bubbling jacuzzi and hot springs? The multitudes of women? All the trappings of the BObbie lifestyle." she said...
BObbie: (wait, what?!!!) WTF?!!! How the...?!!! Why am...?!!!
2785 faithful, loyal, rabid and concerned fans: (effing BObbie again) He LOOK like a Jack Parow wannabe without the stiff hat!!!
"Would the doggy-cage TIME machine be victorious in setting a new T2 record or would the temptation to flash his banana and Ener-jellies to the local tri-chics be too great a temptation for the Goat?" she said...
"With the brain freeze swim happily over, the Goat put out a quick flash of his fruit before jumping on the Argon, Woolies bag on board to act as a sail on the tailwind segment. The 21C was worth all additional propulsion." She said...
Goat: (how dare you) It's 19, 19!!!
2785 faith, loyal, rabid and estranging fans: (que) what tri chics? Who is he posing for?
B.O. Seniles: (covering their face in embarrassment) .....
Waala & Lani: (two of the worst) Please clarify doggy-style, 21C and additional propulsion...
"Tearing out of T2 at a lightning speed thanks to some perfectly executed doggy-styling, the Goat finished with a well paced run." she said...
Waala & Lani: (insisting) Clarify that style!!!
"But was the sub-3 to be? Could the 2012 poly short "short performance" be beaten? Alas, not this year thanks to a swim that (outrageously) had to be swum, hot and windy bike conditions and a double hunger-buster Spur cheese burger. 57 seconds of hunger-buster altogether." she said...
Dinki: (need I say more)...
Goatie: (interrupting) You keep your, oh... never mind...
"A challenging day for Team B.O. Multi Sport left us all tired and in need of an early night." she said...
Waala & Lani: (clarifying) I think she meant threesome...
Meanwhile, back in the metropolis not so much city of Johannesburg, Dem dumb Bulls were slaughtered by some pussy cats. BOatie was not very happy, the B.O.'s decided to take him out for some drinks and feed BObbie.
Happiness all around except the BObbie who continues to whine they should have gone Frenchie...
Around the corner, Dinki picked up something that made him happy, BObbie asks "How maach?"
Happiness continues with cakes and coffee, and someBOdy touched Taggie somewhere...
The touching though got serious when Dinki walked passed someBOdy who not only exposed his openess to the Dinks, he proceeded to grab Dinks and smacked him on the cheeks, without payment!
We not sure if Dinks FELT hearted or...
Molested...
Needless to say, we started with a threesome, we might as well end with a threesome between Dinks, E and some weirdo.
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