As Spring Closes...

As the winter weather fades, as the sun shines warmly on your body and as spring closes...

2785 faithful, loyal and rabid fans: (disapprovingly) BObbie you put that mini pump back in your pocket!!!

Yep, them B.O.'s are rubbing their eye lids and crawling out of their caves, slowly but surely.

Pops and Chicken being the dedicated ones heads to Sin City for the first race of the season well prepared, except the curse of the BObbie also comes alive when he rolled out of his bed... Pops' dream of a dream start to the season ends with a pop on his brand spanking new ride. Poor Pops walked 30km to the finish, with blisters...

Back in Johannesburg, a farm rooster who last week was having a nice trot on a beautiful morning in the Cradle was almost KFC when he barely escaped boiling water after double run down attempted by the Whale and BObbie was seen quietly standing alone in his pen, shivering...


It's not so chilly in the morning no more, Lani is caught without winter jackets and a happy camper. We also found Tallie on her new Specialized and pink bar tapes.


Taggie is offering a reward of R 5.00 for those who can offer him information leading to the capturing and slaughtering of the individual on the left who dares to baby green his bars to his Tallie's baby pink...


Yep... This never fails to amaze as BObbie goes down with his first puncture. Literally minutes later, he was busted with another. The curse of the BObbie is alive and well... Poor Goatie had to ride his hairs off to fetch more spares. Luckily BObbie found some really nice people who gave him some spares. BObbie also picked up a Lolly who claims he's NOT S/T.


Goatie and Lolly decided they need to be rewarded for the hard work. They each had about 6 MacDonald's cheese burgers and some fries...


DinkE and BObbie also decided to hit FNB Stadium for the start of the Rugby Championship match vs Argentina. Poor Argentina FELT like the rooster who actually saw the white light at the end of the tunnel.


Since the match was not very interesting, especially with DinkE's hero Bambie not doing much of anything, cupping is being attempted...


DinkE had to be civil, BObbie rocked up with his pals in his basketball buddy J's wife's brand spanking new Landrover.


One of them did not respond well to beer, Dinki shakes his head in disappointment...


The Landrover is used to pick up J's kids to and from, well, judging by the damage done by one of them, shebeens. Upon careful inspection, it contains beer, boerie rolls and biltong. BObbie and fellow passengers were laughing their ass off whilst J frantically looking for 24 hour car wash...


Meanwhile, Dinki is being taken home by this. We not sure if E was ecstatic about this...


Sunday comes and BObbie is late, again. B.O.'s on TIME were not pleased, this includes a now large sized BOmie who rolled up like a Michelin Tyre advertising. And the curse of the BObbie just don't stop, Lani who's spotting them Boras with tubbies and sealant, punctured. Seniles are seriously considering kicking BObbie off the team.


Well, all things B.O. ends with lots of food. The teamies decided to hit some Dim Sum. Dinki is pissed as he has to go to a braai with E and sends a nasty message to BObbie. No flame grilled meat beats a chicken feet...


No Dinki means more food for Goatie...


Round 2. What you think cyclist don't eat?


BObaby 1 or should we say BOboy 1 found something in Tallie's purse... Lani tries to act normal...


This is uncomfortable to say the least, but we assure you no children were harmed in this posting...


Uncomfortable level rising, but Taggie is too busy chowing crispy skin chicken...


Lani can only put his head in shame when Tallie pulls out her toy...

The above uncomfortable pictures were supplied by the Goat. We do hope he does more riding pictures in the near future...

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