The Secret of Froome's Success
Chris Froome's phenomenal performance at the Giant of Province has not raised praise but more doubts. Unfortunately doping is part of the sport we love, good or bad, it's something we all have to endure. Except this TIME, dem dumb doubters got it all wrong.
Two major reasons why Chris Froome was dominant in his performance.
1. Whilst training in South Africa, he shook BObbie and Lolly's hands.
2. He smartly chose a B.O. bike over the standard team issue.
The BOlide are a co-developemnt between team B.O.'s liders and Pinorello through years of extensive "riding", excruciate tasting and advanced materials that Lani can buy. Riding position is carefully calculated by the latest maths and every angle is considered. Notice how Chris (BOd note: Yes, Chris is on first name basis with BObbie, BObbie was given Chris' old Barloworld saddle, although Chris don't know it yet... YET!!!) stayed in his saddles when he attacked the now vegetarian Cuntador. With a brain as big as the Whale, we deduced that that angle is far superior than out of his saddle.
The result is right in front for you all to see.
So no, Chris ain't doping, do it the B.O. way, "Don't dope! Try a new angle!"
Two major reasons why Chris Froome was dominant in his performance.
1. Whilst training in South Africa, he shook BObbie and Lolly's hands.
2. He smartly chose a B.O. bike over the standard team issue.
The BOlide are a co-developemnt between team B.O.'s liders and Pinorello through years of extensive "riding", excruciate tasting and advanced materials that Lani can buy. Riding position is carefully calculated by the latest maths and every angle is considered. Notice how Chris (BOd note: Yes, Chris is on first name basis with BObbie, BObbie was given Chris' old Barloworld saddle, although Chris don't know it yet... YET!!!) stayed in his saddles when he attacked the now vegetarian Cuntador. With a brain as big as the Whale, we deduced that that angle is far superior than out of his saddle.
The result is right in front for you all to see.
So no, Chris ain't doping, do it the B.O. way, "Don't dope! Try a new angle!"
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