Damn Enough Arms' Race Already Report - The Electric Black Sabbath!!!

It's been a while since we had another Arms' Race Report and the Lani, he doesn't like to disappoint. He gathered TallieTagone, Waala the juicer, Gaatie the innocent and BObbie the fat and promised them long.

Alas, What kak he chewns.

Tallie decided to put the pace down and hurt everyBOdy's feelings...


Lani den complained he needs refreshment and lead the unknownings to a friendly local bike store some where at Princess Crossing...

Whilst the Waala did some back store room business, Lani offered the friendly lady who ran the friendly bike store a fiver. Friendly lady who ran the bike store almost had a stroke. Gaatie seeing the moment decided to go hard, no milk, throws down another fiver.

You can imagine the result...

The Electric Black Sabbath!!!

The Aero Black Sabbath!!!

The Foil Black Sabbath!!!

Gaatie claims he's Italian and he only rides Italian piece. Lani say zies one is Scotti, new Italian, ju just cont see the "i" it's so dark...

You still gotta break with a cable...

But you shift with cables!!! Shimano Ultegra Di2!!!

"zing", "zing"...

The infamous black box that was missing on Lani's bike at TIMEs...

Just LOOK at the aero profile, wind ju FELT me?!!!

Hour glass head tube, design for a stiff ride...

You no longer need to break your hand to shift a gear...

And Mavic Ksyrium SLR?!!! Did you guys even pay?!!!

Gaatie happily offered his services to the friendly lady at the friendly local bike store...

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