The Black Sabbath (Lani Edition)

Team BO believes in harmony, peace and tranquility. So when a certain member of the team (the Goat) and another member of the team (zie Lani) has issues with each other, the teammies followed the political leaders of our beloved country and took sides, back stabbed, trashed each other behind their backs and acted as if nothing ever happens. Alas, our leaders would be proud of our deeds and should even leanr from us.

But a feud of this stature is not an easy one to forget and forgive. Zie Goat first smacked zie Lani with his 19. Zie Lani den showed zie Goat how to use a wors by coming up with not just one, but two BObabies. Goat not to be outdone brought the Black Sabbath & the Red Devil and rode zie Lani's doggie hard. Zie Lani can't be outdone countered with a Red Devil of his own but lost in the poll. This was taken very hard by zie Lani and he waited patiently and finally, it's ready as Lani reveals;

The Black Sabbath II, the return of the Black Knight!!!

 Polar CS 500 with Power Meter to measure Lani's weight!

 New Sella Italia SLR to suppor Lani's ass!

 SRam Red, Tour Edition as rode by Pro Dopers!

 Mavic Kysrium SLR as rode by more Pro Dopers!

 More yellow!

 170mm standard crankset to accommodate Lani's short legs!

The Black Sabbath II!

The complete setup weighs in a UCI not allowed 6.3kg including the new Mavic pedals. The component are Richie WCS Carbon Pro edition. But the rider more than compensated for the UCI weight limit.

In case any of you are interested. Goat's Black Sabbath.


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loicbellet said…
notice the genuine race number...
26 September 2011 at 15:05
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