Restaurant Review - Casa da BOlani.
Eating is important. And to eat well is even more important to Team B.O. And as pasta is a cyclists main diet, Team B.O. decided it's time to benefit it's members by doing restaurant reviews.
The Review Panel Board is chosen with a standard not even the famed Michelin can compare.
Goat - He eats lots.
Lani - He eats too much.
BOpa - He's anal.
Panda - He's even more anal then BOpa.
Train - We not sure why he's here.
BOtall - S/he doesn't eat and she's always on a diet.
Tag Along - We not sure why he's here, but BOtall brought him so we tolerate him.
BObbie - Really? You gonna go eat without BObbie? Seriously?
The RPB also selected Plug & SF100WSD, but because of engagement or higher level talks, they didn't show up.
Anyway, Casa da BOlani is an exclusive restaurant that is invitation only and you have to be a registered member to eat there. Very high class stuff. But if you are a BO, you can go. The restaurant is situated hidden inside mountains and looking down from a cliff. If you cunt climb, you cunt get there. There is also no menu for selection. You eat what the chef gives you. The meal price though is unaffordable for the general public. You can have all the moolah in the world, but if you don't know BO, you don't eat. Bookings is a must. R.S.V.P. at 083 764 ****.
Last night, Team B.O. was served seafood pasta. the RPB did their perspective review below:
Goat - Ate 3 helpings and took a take away.
Lani - Ate at the pan and cleaned it with his tongue (we had a photo but it too close resembling a sexual position so we can't show it as this is a family blog).
BOpa - Maggie's instant pasta is kak compare to this.
Panda - Complained there is no beer.
Train - Complained there weren't enough.
BOtall - Now needs to loose 13kg (originally 8 planned).
Tag Along - Wants to apply for Team B.O.
BObbie - Burped, scratched his arse and then farted...
BObaby 2 - he didn't even chew, he just swallowed...
All in all, extremely satisfied. The desert was coffee and biscuit. At Casa da BOlani they used the same beans as House of Crapees. But if you ever drank coffee from House of Crappes you'd compare it to goat piss. This is how real coffee is made. And where as other restaurant brags about their home made, oven baked biscuits, you can only find Crap's biscuit at Casa da BOlani's.
The Review Panel Board is chosen with a standard not even the famed Michelin can compare.
Goat - He eats lots.
Lani - He eats too much.
BOpa - He's anal.
Panda - He's even more anal then BOpa.
Train - We not sure why he's here.
BOtall - S/he doesn't eat and she's always on a diet.
Tag Along - We not sure why he's here, but BOtall brought him so we tolerate him.
BObbie - Really? You gonna go eat without BObbie? Seriously?
The RPB also selected Plug & SF100WSD, but because of engagement or higher level talks, they didn't show up.
Anyway, Casa da BOlani is an exclusive restaurant that is invitation only and you have to be a registered member to eat there. Very high class stuff. But if you are a BO, you can go. The restaurant is situated hidden inside mountains and looking down from a cliff. If you cunt climb, you cunt get there. There is also no menu for selection. You eat what the chef gives you. The meal price though is unaffordable for the general public. You can have all the moolah in the world, but if you don't know BO, you don't eat. Bookings is a must. R.S.V.P. at 083 764 ****.
Last night, Team B.O. was served seafood pasta. the RPB did their perspective review below:
Goat - Ate 3 helpings and took a take away.
Lani - Ate at the pan and cleaned it with his tongue (we had a photo but it too close resembling a sexual position so we can't show it as this is a family blog).
BOpa - Maggie's instant pasta is kak compare to this.
Panda - Complained there is no beer.
Train - Complained there weren't enough.
BOtall - Now needs to loose 13kg (originally 8 planned).
Tag Along - Wants to apply for Team B.O.
BObbie - Burped, scratched his arse and then farted...
BObaby 2 - he didn't even chew, he just swallowed...
Goat's first helping.
Goat's second helping.
Casa da BOlani.
The food was so good BObaby 2 refused to use a spoon!
All in all, extremely satisfied. The desert was coffee and biscuit. At Casa da BOlani they used the same beans as House of Crapees. But if you ever drank coffee from House of Crappes you'd compare it to goat piss. This is how real coffee is made. And where as other restaurant brags about their home made, oven baked biscuits, you can only find Crap's biscuit at Casa da BOlani's.
BOno's!!!
The chef!!!
To conclude.
The Good
- You will never wanna pay to eat pasta somewhere else.
The Bad
- No naked babes serving food.
The Ugly
- Chef's paws...
Team B.O. Rating
- 2785 out of 10. It gets a BObbie.
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