The Pano!!! (Craptain Edition)

Whilst the rest of Team BO is closing down their racing season and begin to hibernate and eat lots, the Crap braved the mountains of the Far North.


No thanks for the saturday ride. Ridden enough hours on the bike than I have probably in whole of last year.

Day1
We rode slow but tried to ride in front of psycle maniacs. They did not like this so we let them go. We rode at last for probably 60km's where free pizza slowed down the psycle maniacs. We then passed about 20 teams including the psycle maniacs and finished 508 in at position 172.

Goat (Pissed off): We didn't get no pizza!!!
Bobbie: (Matter of factly): Whale & I beat BOmie and it's official.

Day 2
On the advise of our neighbour telling us that we should be in a bunch at 25km as there is a 30km flat stretch, we formed a 10 man bunch after passing and being call race snakes and cycle guru's by psycle maniacs. We started a 50km\h pack but not being loved by jesus my teamie got a puncture while I was leading the bunch. With no bowker in sight to change the puncture we spent the next 15 mins on the side of the road. We were officially last and started to push hard to try and catch our arch rivals psycle maniacs. We picked up old tannies bionic pat and co. and another but they were not strong enough to push fast enough to catch the rest. We finished bottom 10 in 318.

Lani: The right way is to be towed by S.A. Road Champ, that will get you a 2h40.

Day 3
We started at the back and probably passed about 25 teams up to 50km's. Unfortunately there was rain and mist\fog. I started to freeze as I thought it was not winter. Teamie got another puncture from a piece of glass that was stuck in his tyre. My stomach started to pain and with no toilet in sight was  a hard ride back. Again we must have finished bottom 10 at 530.

Whale: (Pissed off) If the faaking fat BObbie would stop fussing over a fluff!!!

Day 4
With only 20 teams in front of us including all the psycle maniacs bar 1, our plan was to do a bo style and win the short one. The bras from nh behind us thought they could take us. We passed everyone but the 1 psycle maniac team behind us was the only team to pass us and they probably came in "first" and we came in "second" and missed the prize.

BObbie: (Stating) Well, that's more than what BOmie, Bovis, Goat & Lani can say for demselves...

We finish 159 in the end.

All in all a good experience with lots of laughs.

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