What Kind Of Race For No Victory Race Report Is This Report
LOOK, not many even showed up...
I mean, loads of B.O. excuses is used, including a rather lame one of "I had to work late" from da Tub... or da Chicken's "I am going to U.S. of A."...
And BONN reporters has a hard TIME getting details either, what with the Gaat giving us not much details like how Dev 6 (who has been busted S/Ting in the Cradle many TIMEs over...) dragged a C bunch to the seniles at B bunch (BOd note: -2785 B.O. points...) and how Whale was disqualified riding in B Group with a H number. All these in one sentence, I mean, how do we make up stories like this?
So we turn to the online Mecca of the South African cycling community the Hub.
(BOd note: the following is an exact excerpt.)
The first 30-40km were slow. Though we managed to catch some spent AL guys this early into the race, we also managed to get caught by a couple of strong CL guys. It's then that I decided that I had warmed up enough, got out of the comfort of someone's back wheel and started stirring things up a little. With the winds "help", the group thinned.
We had quite a good vibe going in our mixed (AL, BL and CL) bunch. There was a guy with an upside down (he started in a slower group) VA number amongst us who hit play on his music player every time we approached a hill. That awesome soundtrack on the climbs might be one of the reasons I managed a 3:10
Well, not everyBOdy agrees that the Goat plays awesome soundtracks because it was Britney Spears...
Meals on Wheels up next, Gaatie & BObbie worked the back channels this morning, we expect to see the B.O.'s, finally...
I mean, loads of B.O. excuses is used, including a rather lame one of "I had to work late" from da Tub... or da Chicken's "I am going to U.S. of A."...
And BONN reporters has a hard TIME getting details either, what with the Gaat giving us not much details like how Dev 6 (who has been busted S/Ting in the Cradle many TIMEs over...) dragged a C bunch to the seniles at B bunch (BOd note: -2785 B.O. points...) and how Whale was disqualified riding in B Group with a H number. All these in one sentence, I mean, how do we make up stories like this?
So we turn to the online Mecca of the South African cycling community the Hub.
(BOd note: the following is an exact excerpt.)
The first 30-40km were slow. Though we managed to catch some spent AL guys this early into the race, we also managed to get caught by a couple of strong CL guys. It's then that I decided that I had warmed up enough, got out of the comfort of someone's back wheel and started stirring things up a little. With the winds "help", the group thinned.
We had quite a good vibe going in our mixed (AL, BL and CL) bunch. There was a guy with an upside down (he started in a slower group) VA number amongst us who hit play on his music player every time we approached a hill. That awesome soundtrack on the climbs might be one of the reasons I managed a 3:10
Well, not everyBOdy agrees that the Goat plays awesome soundtracks because it was Britney Spears...
What was up with the upside down numbers ??
That guy hit the tunes as we started climbing Walkerville hill.
That guy hit the tunes as we started climbing Walkerville hill.
And we can't share B.O. secretes...
Meals on Wheels up next, Gaatie & BObbie worked the back channels this morning, we expect to see the B.O.'s, finally...
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