Argus Live Update Stream 6

Saturday at the Argus weekend always starts with a ride to the BOss for respect and breakie at the infamous Cake Shop followed by naked cyclists.

BObbie not around, weather improves...

Tubs directing traffic...

Since Lani is riding Tubs and tubbies, he decided to take a spare.

Meanwhile, back in JHB, BObbie decided to make the best of it and called for a ride...

Yeah, it's all quiet...

Lolly shows up eventually, LOOK how happy he is...

RoBOcop & Taggie shows up, LOOK how happy they are not...

Tallie showed up, she didn't even BOther to stop...

BObbie tried to cheer everyBOdy up...

BObbie: (making his best effort to sound cheerful) Huh, huh, this is just as good as Camps Bay, LOOK, LOOK, how awesome is the weather, you won't miss the bright sun, blue ocean, high cliffs, running babes in bikini and that awful fishy smell...
RoBOcop: (miffed) This is more like Dump's Bay...
Lolly: (miffed) Why don't you crash over something...
Taggie: (miffed) Shut the 'eff up!
Tallie: (miffed and smacks BObbie with her water bottle...)

Back in Cape Town...

Even the E got in the ride...

Horse's neigh!!!

Dinki and E!!!

Up at the BOss all is serious... 

Not...

Dinki is trying to make E a dEv...

Gaatie got to the top first!

Back in JHB...

Taggie reckons the pavement is as nice as the guard rails up at the BOss...

LOOK, it's Uncle Harry's, definitely better than the Cake Shop...

RoBOcop drops in a 110 for a "I am there in spirit" ride...

Back at the Cake Shop...

Waala: (expressing emotions) I love ju man!
Pops: (professing man love) I FELT ju!

LOOK, it's everyBOdy!!! Tallie smacks BObbie with her helmet...

The sh@t just got serious!!!

BObaby 2: (confused Tubs with uncle BObbie) goo goo BOp ga ga...

Oh, if you reading this in your office, this is NSFW BTW...

We train our younglings right!

Tubs doubles up...

Waala shows his English side...

Back at JHB everyBOdy not in Cape Town kicked BObbie hard in the groins... But back in Cape Town, the FOCUS is clearly on the groins...




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