Team B.O.

(BOd note: Whale the  self pity requires psychiatry, he's too cheap to get a real one, so he approached his teamies for counselling. Since we at Team B.O. are only interested in funny kak, we reject his self loathing and we get BObbie know nothing at all to help him. Please be warned that although this does not approach the level of total  illogical of the the Bold and Beautiful, it's still not suited for children under the age of 1 month.) The letter below was written by our Whale and responded in kind by the fat BObbie. * * * * * Hi All, Thought I would share the last 30 days of unfortunate events I have experienced – You are not permitted to laugh, instead rather share your sympathies. BObbie: (ROFLOL) BOwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... Week 1 The Tyre After having realised I needed new tyres for my car, I purchased 2 new tyres, swapped them with the rear tyres I bought a few months ago.  A week later I g...

LOOK, ju get the take aways and kids home that maach faster...

Chris Froome's phenomenal performance at the Giant of Province has not raised praise but more doubts. Unfortunately doping is part of the sport we love, good or bad, it's something we all have to endure. Except this TIME, dem dumb doubters got it all wrong. Two major reasons why Chris Froome was dominant in his performance. 1. Whilst training in South Africa, he shook BObbie and Lolly's hands. 2. He smartly chose a B.O. bike over the standard team issue. The BOlide are a co-developemnt between team B.O.'s liders and Pinorello through years of extensive "riding", excruciate tasting and advanced materials that Lani can buy. Riding position is carefully calculated by the latest maths and every angle is considered. Notice how Chris (BOd note: Yes, Chris is on first name basis with BObbie, BObbie was given Chris' old Barloworld saddle, although Chris don't know it yet... YET!!!) stayed in his saddles when he attacked the now vegetarian Cuntador. ...

They are among us... and yes, they are trying to capture us, for back side probing! Alien: (goggling) Come BObbie, BObbie, food, come...

BONN just LERNt the Chicken got together with the Goat and there were sparks flying in the animal farm. How we say, the sh@t just got serias!!!!! The Chicken left his love bites all over the Goatie... Love is in the air...

As with all aspiring cyclists out there, B.O.'s all have their heroes too. It's what helps them to inspire themselves, to motivate and to achieve. The very image of their heroes succeeding that burns deep into their memory banks so that when they are hurting, they go harder. When it's cold, they go harder. When it's windy, they go harder. When they get dropped, they go harder. It's what their hero would do. So we go deep inside our B.O.'s dreams to find the very hero in them, it's what makes them. Lani dreams himself as this... Tallie always falls for the wrong dream, first it was Andy, now it's Peter... Lolly dreams to suffer like Jens! Pops still believes in him and his dream... Dinki lived his dream... Crap fuels his dream... Tubs wants in a dream... Goat wants to pass his dream... Waale: (still dreaming) Just you wait till I juice up!!! Chicken's nightmare... Katy in other people's drea...

We interrupt the Argus Live Update Stream with an urgent and important announcement. Yes, the poll said revealing the secret of the 4Fingers may ruin the minds of many children, but what the heck... Without further delay, we reveal Gaat's famous 19. Yes it is rather tiny, zoom in, zoom in... What? it's blurry? See pass the bush, pass the bush...

It was an early Sunday morning... Lani went for pre-arranged, pre-Argus ride with his teamies... At 06h18... At 06h27... At 11h12...

Somethings, are just not meant to be, exposed... (BOd note 1: We wish to thank Gaat for generously donating these rare photos and sharing with us...) (BOd note 2: We also received immediate reactions from our 2785 faithful, loyal and rabid fans which we posted below.) Fan 845: My, that's a big whale. Fan 2376: I wanna know what bike he's riding and I want one. If that bike can handle that weight it can handle me. Fan 58: The colours between his helmets, clothing, bike and that white ass don't match. Fan 1884: The more interesting question is did Gaat get sprayed? Fan 945: How much food does he consume per meal? Fan math teacher: His angle is not quite so perfect yet. Maybe he should come to me for lessons so I can correct it for him.

Since our glorious return, the most often and often times violent query has been... "What the 'eff happened in the missing four months?!!!" As Team B.O. is of a secret society nature, it is near impossible to get all the facts. But here at BONN (pronounced as "BOing...") we would never let our life endangerment be the road block to the truth. Risking our lives we managed to reveal in one of their road trip another secret club was formed called the "4Fingers". This members only club hides some of the most unspeakable secrets of Team B.O. and to guard its secret they even adopted a fifth member to form another secret club called "Mr. Hand". The following footages of the utmost Top Secret nature give us some clue as to what really happened in the missing four months. However, fearing for our lives, the one photo, the very photo that would shock the world we dare not reveal. Who killed JFK, Area 51 and what shower gel was used cannot compa...

As Dinki went through a few rough patches in life... Being measured... He sought advise from BObaby2 who chewned him " E -Mon"!!! (BOd. Note: BObaby 2 is still learning to speak and E -Mon is his language for Iron Man... In B.O. language, it roughly translated to "Be A Man!!!") The Dinki is clearly inspired by the  E -Mon speech!!! Albeit just 50% of it!!!

In addition to the stunning LOOK 695 recently posted, our BOparazzi snapped a pic of Gaat seen leaving Lanirama when the ridiculously awesome deal of the Shitmal was on sale. As you can imagine, many B.O.'s were left disappointed and angry... Not the Gaat, clearly he's getting some happiness that night...

As D2D nears, the training intensifies for Team B.O. Well OK, maybe just for some of dem... Point is, since not everyBOdy wanna lide the fast and furious, most have opted to lide the SS version whilst the Goat and Papa only lides the LH version. But den, the SS gets Lolly, Donkey, RoBOcop, Tallie, Taggie, Lani and the BObbie whilst the LH just feels... lonely... No matter, Goat went to the aquarium and fetched heemself sum Whale... Whale: (protesting) No, no, I don't do cold, wet, wind, dark or long and without food at the end. Goat: (suspicious) BObbie? BObbie: (you got me) OK, so I am LOOKing like a whale now... but you know, things could improve. Goat: (profanity) Whale, ju must come. Whale: (shaking his head) No, no, I no come long time. Papa: (on a rampage) Either ju come on your own or I come and make you come!!! Whale: (scared) OK, OK, I am coming... Meanwhile, on the SS side... Donkey: (I am a shark supporter I am) B.O., RoBOcop and I are Shark supporter...

[BOditor: (matter of factly) As usual, these are actual chewns from the B.O.'s...] - You seem to have something stuck in your… arghhh never mind... - What kind of excuse is that?! just cum, we don't need to hear you speak... - Papa will give everyBOdy that attend din din something nice… - In! - Out! - BO! - Ok, guys, its been a B ad O ne. Lani says I must go long. Sleep long... - Jis laaik, you one rude chick 'cos you always swallowing and still talk so much kak. - Dudes, it's been a B ad O ne. Too much lightning and thunder... - Secretary, I'm going to have a B ad O ne tonight :( Please take pics! - Sure, touch away, it's only Tallie's ass... - Baba, training ride for me, too many B ad O nes for me recently... - I think Lani will have a probelm with this... - If I can't sleep with BOobie in the Hello Kitty room then I'm not in. Count me out. - I'm really sorry. I misunderstood the concept. ...

Goatie insists we put zies up... Happy?