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Kiddie's race packs... They don't get experimental soaps...

Many moons ago, a vampire named something fell in love with a human thingy that prefers married man and they sparked all kinds of controversies and was all written down in a book called something like "Fading Lights" and it was made into a movie where many uneducated people watched and cried. What has this got to do with Team B.O. you asked... Nothing, not a damn thing... But it might divert you, our 2785 faithful, loyal, rabid and irate fans, to a place where the story of a story is so lame that you forgot why we haven't updated for so long. LOOK, basically we didn't update you a race where Dinks watched from behind on how Gaatie & Pa once again, tried to convince a bunch of palookas on how to rotate proper as if them palookas were pros. Meanwhile, dem palookas LOOKed at dem B.O.'s as suckers and promptly rode their ass from behind and pipped them both at the line at a race that is now a shell of its former glory self, The Jacaranda Some Race. Also fr...

As the winter weather fades, as the sun shines warmly on your body and as spring closes... 2785 faithful, loyal and rabid fans: (disapprovingly) BObbie you put that mini pump back in your pocket!!! Yep, them B.O.'s are rubbing their eye lids and crawling out of their caves, slowly but surely. Pops and Chicken being the dedicated ones heads to Sin City for the first race of the season well prepared, except the curse of the BObbie also comes alive when he rolled out of his bed... Pops' dream of a dream start to the season ends with a pop on his brand spanking new ride. Poor Pops walked 30km to the finish, with blisters... Back in Johannesburg, a farm rooster who last week was having a nice trot on a beautiful morning in the Cradle was almost KFC when he barely escaped boiling water after double run down attempted by the Whale and BObbie was seen quietly standing alone in his pen, shivering... It's not so chilly in the morning no more, Lani is caught without wint...

This just in from the Team B.O. Tour Durban Squad... EveryBOdy : (in shell shock) WTF?!!! What happened?!!! Lani : (as if it was nothing...) I didn't like the LOOK of the LOOK...

Yep, it's has been decided that if Applicunt 4 submit the pic of the 'Tall's "tats", he will be granted his life long dream of B.O. status and if the "tats" are private, he will receive the ultimate B.O., the Animal Farm.