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It is said that in pro pelotons that you don't shave during race week so that your body does not spend even an ounce of energy to grow your beard. The Goat, obliges. As for down there, it is said that the growth has already covered a rumoured 19. Bobbie though, quickly followed... As for down there, it is a FACT that there is no room for hair. BOstache tried... As for down there, nothing has been said... BOpa also tried... As for down there, he's a toppie now, don't expect much...

Pre-Race tip from BObbie's Bladder

That's right, the famous bladder of BObbie's who once won KOM in a climbing race and trained 2 current pros for Team Fuji Asia (a Continental Pro team). BObbie asked what Team BO must do before 94. Craptain: Stop at every water point, there is no hope. BOlani: Sprint is at the end. BOic: Some pros don't ride TDF either. BObbie: Donut is not carb. Katy: Kick Crap's ass. BOtall: Don't panic. BOnette: Be nice to the males. BOrabia: Ignore BOic. BOdope: How maach? BOmie: You can do it. Actually he said: Start intake water or carbo drinks 3 ~ 4 hours before race. stop taking 20 minute before race starts and pros do piss on their bibs.