Methods...

It is said that in pro pelotons that you don't shave during race week so that your body does not spend even an ounce of energy to grow your beard. The Goat, obliges.


As for down there, it is said that the growth has already covered a rumoured 19.

Bobbie though, quickly followed...


As for down there, it is a FACT that there is no room for hair.

BOstache tried...


As for down there, nothing has been said...

BOpa also tried...


As for down there, he's a toppie now, don't expect much...

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