Team B.O.

We are proud to announce after a series of convincing P erformance E nhancing D evelopments, Stache has been awarded for his hard work, dedication as the new oldest member of the Animal Farm. His new code name is the Chicken!!! We not sure if he is a KFC or a Nandos, but he's a Chicken now...

After zies... Tubby Pink Fingers would like to bid farewell to winter... and bid adieux to his winter gears... Goat also would like to bid adieux from his winter gear...

This weekend, we are being nagged to accept another applicuntion. EveryBOdy present voted no, but SomeBOdy accomplished an act of bravery and we all changed our minds. SomeBOdy: (you see the worries in my eyes) Goatie Schimoatie, I am the real RaBObi. Bring your black something Mr. Goatie and I'll show you how to climb a SuikeBOssie! Panada adopted him immediately. He shall hence forth be known as Cont 8 .

Seniors: (instructing) Tubs, ju must work sum!!! Seniors: (ordering) Tubs, ju must ride more often!!! Seniors: (directing) Tubs, ju must get results!!! EveryBOdy: (huh) not that kind of riding!!! Tubs: (proud) I only know one kind of riding... Congrats to the coming of BObaby 3, it's a boy and it looks just like Tubs. 2.8kg!!!

Donkey: (could barely get it up...) Hee-ho... Reports coming soon...

In an unrelated happy news, 'Pa's pride and joy have now GROWN up and graduated. B.O.'s promise to not taint 'Pa's seeds... On a serious note, well done kiddo!

Several Important announcements. - First, congratulations to the Plugster. With he's so so performance for the 2012 Spring Racing Season, he can now be referred as a Donkey (Animal Farm). Pluggie though believes he deserves the honour a long time ago since he reckons he compares well with a donkey. Goat & BObbie disagrees. - Second, we also would like to announce that both Taggie & Dev are now eligible for B.O. status. All B.O.'s are welcome to send their suggested B.O. names for the two so they can go for their final tests. - Third, Larry, or he would like to call himself the Train, shall hence forth be known as " Lolly ". We can't tell you why. No, sorry, we can't... - Fourth, Panda, after several failed doping attempts, shall hence forth be known as "Panada", with references to Panado and the Mexican toy people smacks around at birthday parties. Sharp... Yes, it's a cigarette, Pluggie, I mean Donkey don't ever ride w...

To all our 2785 faithful, loyal and rabid fans and our Teamies. It's time ye all get a life and stop staring at the screen and send hate mails to the BOditor for updates. The BOditor will be traveling to KTV... I meant China, for business, with pleasure, so the updates will be slow and rare to non existing. But do not be afraid, the teamies had plenty photo proofs for the 2012 Cycle Tour that is the Argus and we will do a "Pic Diary" of sorts so ye all can stop whining and maybe do some real work...

Some recent cycling news that shocked the world. - Lance Armstrong is cleared by the U.S. Attorneys of Federal charges, but the WADA still believed he doped strong back in U.S. Postal days. - Alberto Contador maintains his innocence and insists the UCI, CSA, WADA just have a beef with him and his brother. - Team B.O. renews sponsorship with Centrum for 2012 although Pfizer strongly denies they sponsored Team B.O. With viagra. - Team B.O. tricked Helivac into sponsorship and renamed Helivac “ HELI-BO ”. New Sponsor : (You can’t do that) WTF?!!! It’s Helivac, Helivac!!! Still Sponsor : (seen it all) Give it up, They are already selling BOagra... New Sponsor: (I am not that stupid) Luckily the kit is printed correct... Still Sponsor: (snickers) Really?! You think you smart, ne? They duct taped B.O. over my brand... New Sponsor: (pee'd off) %#*@(^#*^&^(*@#&(@!!!! New Team B.O. Sponsor. Still Team B.O. Sponsor. Still Team B.O. Spo...