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Save the Goat Foundation

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This morning, Team B.O. officially put the Goat on the "endangered species" list. The moron, fainted again on the treadmill after 2 games of touch rugby last night and had steamed veges and MCD for food yesterday. In other words, we actually should put him on "suicide watch" list. All Team B.O. members are requested to "beat" the Goat. If he "steps" out again, you are required by B.O. law to stop him "eating kak", "over train", "freak out about nuthing", "trip over himself" and "behaving badly". Zie Lani is now in charge of finding out what the heck is wrong with the Goat's brain (entire Team B.O., our 2785 faithful and loyal fans and actual people who lives in online social networks who really should get out and live some real lives: (protests) die Lani?! Really?!! Seriously?!!!).

BOmie

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Even when BOmie doesn't BO, he still BO's... The team's coffee ride to Trieste before Carnival BOmie actually showed up. But although BOmie thinks he's fat and useless now he still generates at least 700w of power and ripped his Shitmano Dura Ace pedals off his crank arm. At least he drove to Trieste...

Team BO Rant!!!

Zie Fast One turned into zie Bad One for BObbie. 29/1/2011, 21h30: BObbie & Bladder packed all equipments for zie Fast One. BObbie's niece played in the vicinity. 29/1/2011, 22h00: BObbie kissed his niece good night, stripped down to his 21 and hugged his teddy bear Donut (that his name). 30/1/2011, 00h10: For some reason BObbie suddenly woke up, sleepy eyed and hot, BObbie turned on the TV and watched some porn, hoping that will get him to sleep. 30/1/2011, 03h04: BObbie finally managed to sleep. 30/1/2011, 04h02: Bladder wakes up BObbie. 30/1/2011, 04h18: BObbie struggles to pooh pooh. At the same, Bladder can't find his socks. 30/1/2011, 04h37: BObbie can't pooh pooh, Bladder can't find his socks. Both blamed the niece since the niece already MIA a pair of insoles from BObbie's new shoes. 30/1/2011, 04h57: BOic called BObbie and the conversation record as below. BOic: Dude, a funny thing happened. BObbie: (grumps)... BOic: You know th...