B.O. News Flesh

Several Important announcements.

- First, congratulations to the Plugster. With he's so so performance for the 2012 Spring Racing Season, he can now be referred as a Donkey (Animal Farm). Pluggie though believes he deserves the honour a long time ago since he reckons he compares well with a donkey. Goat & BObbie disagrees.

- Second, we also would like to announce that both Taggie & Dev are now eligible for B.O. status. All B.O.'s are welcome to send their suggested B.O. names for the two so they can go for their final tests.

- Third, Larry, or he would like to call himself the Train, shall hence forth be known as "Lolly". We can't tell you why. No, sorry, we can't...

- Fourth, Panda, after several failed doping attempts, shall hence forth be known as "Panada", with references to Panado and the Mexican toy people smacks around at birthday parties.

Sharp...

Yes, it's a cigarette, Pluggie, I mean Donkey don't ever ride without it... and yes, it's Windhoek Light in the hydration pack... he says it's carbo loading...

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