The Secret Life of 'Tall




Yep, it's has been decided that if Applicunt 4 submit the pic of the 'Tall's "tats", he will be granted his life long dream of B.O. status and if the "tats" are private, he will receive the ultimate B.O., the Animal Farm.

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