Alien Sighting

They are among us... and yes, they are trying to capture us, for back side probing!

Alien: (goggling) Come BObbie, BObbie, food, come...


Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

The Arms Race Report - Just One More Edition

Image
Since BObbie can't ride fast... He let his bikes do the chewning... First up, the trust old horse, the Sempre with Campagnolo Chorus 11 speed and Campagnolo Shamal Dark Labels. And BObbie's new training partner, the 1885!!! BObbie's Alu 1885 is equipped with Campagnolo Anthena 11 speed and Campagnolo Eurus with puncture proof tubeless Hutchinson Fusions. Well, BObbie can puncture anything... Yes, BObbie figured it would be hard for Donkey, Lolly, TallieTag, BOatie, Chicken and Pa to pronounce Campagnolo. Let's help them, everybody together now, S-h-i-t-m-a-n-o and S-l-i-p-r-a-m. Tubs can pronounce it, but he has been seen slipping the ram on a Bianchi... Anyway, let's get back to business, nothing less than the fastest for BObbie. The new fast must be stiff so it can carry BObbie's weight. It must be light because BObbie has too much weight. It needs to be aero because BObbie is wide. It must be sexy because BObbie is bu...
Read more

It's a flat one - OFM Classic (Goat & Plug 21SNLV Edition)

Image
It is said if you wanna a good seeding, you race a flat one. With that in mind, Goat, Pa, BObbie, Pluggie and zie Lani decided to head out of town and hit the city of flowers for some action. However, the curse of the fat BObbie just don't end. After a week from surviving a murder attempt, zie BObbie got back on his bike as soon as the stitches were taken out. Yep, you guessed it... details of such stupidity will be reported later. No matter, the rest of the teammies wiped their tears and headed out of town anyway. Pluggie's Report The weekend started out in true BO fashion. Lani canceled the leg warmer ride for Saturday morning and Pluggie went drinking and  whoring  the night before (Ed note: it is at this point the sponsors for Team B.O. requested sum editing done... well, ja, if the BOditor is not even posting how is he gonna edit?) . The plan was to meet at 11:00 and head for Bloem to be there mid afternoon. Lani had a rub scheduled for 16:00 and fo...
Read more

Real Men Don't Train!

Image
Zie Goat, he's a dedicated man. A disciplined man. Cycling has become his routine, his goal, his religion and his life. He wakes up when the cocks are still asleep, if he's not on his bike, he's in a gym. He makes love to his bike more than with his girl friend. He eats, drinks cycling and not an ounce of junk to his body, his temple, a sculptured body of not much fat (10% to be exact) and so much more muscles (43%). Zie BObbie, he's also a dedicated man. A disciplined man. Cycling has become his excuse. He eat lots, burps, farts and pooh poohs. Donut has became his religion and he never says no to food, any food. He hangs around Lani's to get free food and that's after breakie, lunch, dindin and in between snacks. His tummy put the Crap to shame and make the Whale look like an eel. But he's the silent assassin and now we know why...
Read more