Argus Live Update Stream 8

And it's the day of Argus!!! The nemesis race for the B.O.'s!!! But the BObbie and his curse is stuck in JHB, the weather clears and it's TIME to settle that score!!!

You can't make this sh@t up, TallieTag & BObs was going for a ride...

It's the Argus TIME!!!

You have to be there to experience it, the amount of people, the music pumping, it's festive!!!

TIME to load up!!! Let's LOOK for some B.O.'s!!!

Tubs, still drunk, there is not one Argus Tubs rode sober. Since the Dinks was riding E, Tubs misses BOat dearly...

Gaat: (FOCUed) Sub 3 I come! For ju BObbie, for ju!!!

Chicken is fowled and Tubs scratches his armpit...

Gaat quickly check the Table Mountain top to make sure there ain't dark cloud rolling down like the year he blew into hay...

LOOKs like they know something we don't?

Pops bid farewell to his neigh...

Pops FOCUSed, slay the dragon he comes.

Here at C the new three AmiBOs is ready to go!

LOOK at the LOOK!!!

Waala ready for the jol of his life!!!

And it begins, B.O.'s released in the wild, B.O.'s released int he wild!!!

The Fun Train arrived at first stop, BObbie remembers last year the first stop had a hot babe who busted BObbie faking it!!!

Back at JHB, BObbie switched on the TV to watch the live broadcast, and he busted the Waala and the Lani getting off their bikes at Simons Town for breakfast!!!

Waala BOsted guys stacking in extra lunch!

LOOK what Waala and Lani found!!!

Lani found a Dev1 in distress, luckily, Lani knew that LOOK very well!!!

Waala and Lani found many things on the ride!!!

Back in JHB, BObbie watches Herman Fouche and Anriette Schoeman crosses the finish line and bangs his head on the keyboard repeatedly...

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