Lani Con
17 August 2011, Wednesday night, 21h03
Lani: Goat, ju go S/t tomollow, ne?
Goat: er... why?
Lani: I buy ju breakie.
Goat: But I help train Dev 1 tomollow?
Lani: I buy her breakie too.
Goat: er... OK?
Lani: BObbie, we S/T tomollow morning with Goat.
BObbie: (burps, scratches his arse, then farts...) I sleep.
Lani: I buy breakie.
BObbie: (let go a wet one...) I S/T.
18 August 2011, Thursday morning, 05h50. Lani, Goat, Dev 1 has been training for almost an hour, BObbie still asleep on his bike.
Lani: I go order first.
Goat: Er... thanks?
Dev 1: Oh, Thanks so much, you are a true gentleman.
BObbie: (Zzzzzzz...)
18 August 2011, Thursday morning, 06h20. Goat, Dev 1, BObbie get to Kahui, found the breakfast waiting for dem, but no sign of Lani. After checking with the Waitress the Lani has eaten and left already. No matter, Goat, Dev 1 & BObbie ate and leaves. Kahui Manager called security and had them arrested.
Goat: WTF?!!!
Manager: You must pay before you leave!
Goat: But did my friend not pay?!!!
Waitress: He said you will settle the bill after he ate.
Goat: #&@%&*@^#*^@$#%&*!!! How maach?
Manager: R 676.50.
Lani: Goat, ju go S/t tomollow, ne?
Goat: er... why?
Lani: I buy ju breakie.
Goat: But I help train Dev 1 tomollow?
Lani: I buy her breakie too.
Goat: er... OK?
Lani: BObbie, we S/T tomollow morning with Goat.
BObbie: (burps, scratches his arse, then farts...) I sleep.
Lani: I buy breakie.
BObbie: (let go a wet one...) I S/T.
18 August 2011, Thursday morning, 05h50. Lani, Goat, Dev 1 has been training for almost an hour, BObbie still asleep on his bike.
Lani: I go order first.
Goat: Er... thanks?
Dev 1: Oh, Thanks so much, you are a true gentleman.
BObbie: (Zzzzzzz...)
18 August 2011, Thursday morning, 06h20. Goat, Dev 1, BObbie get to Kahui, found the breakfast waiting for dem, but no sign of Lani. After checking with the Waitress the Lani has eaten and left already. No matter, Goat, Dev 1 & BObbie ate and leaves. Kahui Manager called security and had them arrested.
Goat: WTF?!!!
Manager: You must pay before you leave!
Goat: But did my friend not pay?!!!
Waitress: He said you will settle the bill after he ate.
Goat: #&@%&*@^#*^@$#%&*!!! How maach?
Manager: R 676.50.
Food!!!
If there is food, there is BObbie!!!
And Goat's secret weapon, the Grass Juice!!!
Goat being conned by zie Lani...
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