It is said if you wanna a good seeding, you race a flat one. With that in mind, Goat, Pa, BObbie, Pluggie and zie Lani decided to head out of town and hit the city of flowers for some action. However, the curse of the fat BObbie just don't end. After a week from surviving a murder attempt, zie BObbie got back on his bike as soon as the stitches were taken out. Yep, you guessed it... details of such stupidity will be reported later. No matter, the rest of the teammies wiped their tears and headed out of town anyway. Pluggie's Report The weekend started out in true BO fashion. Lani canceled the leg warmer ride for Saturday morning and Pluggie went drinking and whoring the night before (Ed note: it is at this point the sponsors for Team B.O. requested sum editing done... well, ja, if the BOditor is not even posting how is he gonna edit?) . The plan was to meet at 11:00 and head for Bloem to be there mid afternoon. Lani had a rub scheduled for 16:00 and fo...
And the “Great Success” continues!!! The team’s first race in the season is the IFM Challenge, a 90km flat sprint, for Robbie & Chris that is. But 90km matters not. It’s for guys who wanna warm up for the 2011 season. Team BO does it the right way, the hard way, the only way. Team BO does the 40km palooka slapfest (this is actually, potentially embarrassing, but den again…)!!! Crap as usual, being an important man in MTN, cannot lead the team. BOmie who promised to show, showed nothing. Katy who rather braai then ride, is sure to be punished. BOtall is obviously excused because she is still heart broken and BOrabia was busy repenting his sins. But alas, Team BO 2011 is deep & strong. They could still start with the line up of Boic the goat, BObbie the donut, BOlani the puppy, BOpunda the cave man, BOpa the dealer, BOwhale the cod and with an extra helping of BObladder the extra. Needless to say, the day started with BObbie confusing everyone on meeting time and everyone waite...
Since BObbie can't ride fast... He let his bikes do the chewning... First up, the trust old horse, the Sempre with Campagnolo Chorus 11 speed and Campagnolo Shamal Dark Labels. And BObbie's new training partner, the 1885!!! BObbie's Alu 1885 is equipped with Campagnolo Anthena 11 speed and Campagnolo Eurus with puncture proof tubeless Hutchinson Fusions. Well, BObbie can puncture anything... Yes, BObbie figured it would be hard for Donkey, Lolly, TallieTag, BOatie, Chicken and Pa to pronounce Campagnolo. Let's help them, everybody together now, S-h-i-t-m-a-n-o and S-l-i-p-r-a-m. Tubs can pronounce it, but he has been seen slipping the ram on a Bianchi... Anyway, let's get back to business, nothing less than the fastest for BObbie. The new fast must be stiff so it can carry BObbie's weight. It must be light because BObbie has too much weight. It needs to be aero because BObbie is wide. It must be sexy because BObbie is bu...
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