Team B.O.

Ahead of this weekend's race event and for those of you who are experiencing butterflies at the thought of having to race in your correct groups. Here is a new report on the most popular and effective treatments for Anxiety. You can see it here: http://curetogether.com/blog/2011/08/29/6100-patients-with-anxiety-report-what-treatments-work-best/ BOditor please incorporate into the BOg to benefit 4000+ readers out there who follow the goings on of Team BO on their adventures to wanna-BO pro. --Goat From the BOditor:- Dear Goat, It is kind of you to share such valuable info with the team. As usual, when it comes to information this magnitude, we always recruits the assistance of recognized professional in the field to allow our readers the best of the best recommendations. We asked our chief analyst of internet media Lani about this, but his replies were, well, er... not fit for our family channel. Anyway, we asked BObbie who is well known as a S/T pundit. 1. Exercise...

We are certain most readers have lost track of your heroes. We have. BOno - BOna, Craptain, Crap. Honour Status - Ultimate Dictator. BOlani - Lani, Lunchbox (forced entry). Honour Status - Vice Crap, Pimp, Cook. BOic - Choic, Italion Stallian (self inflicted), Flying Roman (self inflicted), 19 (self inflicted), Goat. Honour Status - Animal Farm. BOpa - Etpa, Tjoppie, DOMpa, 'Pa, (animal name under consideration). Honour Status - Animal Farm (incomplete until animal name is found). BOlabia - Labia, Choo Choo, Train (self inflicted). Honour Status - B.O. BOwhale - Stalker, Whale. Honour Status - Animal Farm. BOtall - 'Tall. Honour Status - Pro-stitue. BOtherine - Katy, SF100WSD. Honour Status - B.O. BOnold - Panda, Punda. Honour Status - Animal Farm. BOpit - Pitt, Pluggie BOnkey. Honour Status - B.O., Animal Farm nominee. BOtubbie - Tubbie, Tubs. Honour Status - B.O. BOstache - Stache, PDV. Honour Status - B.O. BOmie - Honour Status - Pro-stitute. BOaa...

http://www.cyclingnews.com/features/team-rwanda-in-rio-racing-a-world-away (Ed. Note: We obviously cannot print the article here, but follow the link and be grateful of what we have...)

Lani will plan the ride for this weekend to be exact as race route. Space is limited, please book with the Goat. it's only 2.7% gradient, stop freaking out...

This morning BOpa decided to join the Goat and the Panda for zie train. BOpa, as usual, very early and pitched 04:25. Zie Goat also early and join BOpa. We waited for zie rest of zie CL faaakers that only pitched around 04:50. Off we went and the ride started at a reasonable pace. The minute the group reached Northcliff, they started gunning and tried to drop the rest of the group, BOpa sitting at the back, hoping zie goat will accompany him, but zie Goat just want to be with the front guys. Goat for a second came to the back and checking on BOpa, that do not have a clue where the route is and worried that he will be dropped and get lost. Goat: (snickers) 'pa, ju alive? BOpa: (panting) just holding on... Goat: (looks down on 'pa) zeusless.. this is easy kak, I chewn M***** & P***** every Tuesday! BOpa: (advil) faaak you, go to the front den! Goat: ja, LERN... BOpa: (pissed off that the Goat is not looking after zie visitor)... We reached Westcliff Hill and the pace incre...

The weekend before the Lost City Challenge the Crap decided to awake from his hibernation and go for a joy ride with the team. Most of the teammies knows this is not gonna end well and avoided his SMS's. except the idiots that is known as Lani, Choo Choo & BObbie. As Usual, they rode as slowly as they can but the Crap loaded with booze & nicotine was just... well... let's just say the Crap was pissed (that and that) and he decided the team needs a serious training camp, so he ordered "Camp B.O."!!! BObbie after hooking up with sum "influential people" (herewith referred as IP) at Tub's bash thought he was getting the "suite". Not only did Crap chewned BObbie, he chewned IP to join the team at the dump, I mean camp. needless to say the IP was advil.  BObbie wished for pee pee washers...  Michelin 3 Star diner...  "Watered" bed for 'Pa... Panda was hoping for sum blow up dolls in the cupboard, instead, he found some...